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Eeek I’m officially going to my first show in soooo long! Maybe three years?? 😅 if you want to buy me a drink I would appreciate it so much 🥹 throne.com/melthewhale
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December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The list of things I have for my maintenance guy to come look at once I’m done reorganizing is kind of embarrassing😅 they’re all super small things but important enough that I don’t want to risk handling them myself🤡 (at least not without the go ahead from him)
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This created a scene in my head of Vin Diesel being a magician about to perform a trick involving Michael Caine, who was dragged to the show by his family (&said family made an uproar when Vin Diesel asked for a volunteer to try to get their grumpy dad picked (which worked)).
Vin Diesel and Michael Caine at the Red Sea International Film Festival (2025)
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I have two errands to run tomorrow and then I am dedicating the rest of the day & Saturday to finishing re-organizing & cleaning my apartment🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ I am so excited to have the space to make content again😩🥳

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December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I had to change my settings on my free page to only allow comments from subscribers who have spent at least $1 bc I was getting so many poachers subbing &then commenting on all my posts… Yes I reported all of them to OF & I do hope that they get banned, that behaviour is so fucking scummy🤮
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It seems like no one in my area uses kijiji or similar sites anymore & it’s so annoying😭 I hate FB so much but may need to start using marketplace to sell things😖 wish me luck 🤞
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If something is part of your core tenets & you regularly die on that hill, maybe you should know more than the “basics” about it? If the arguments you’re using rely on the simplified curriculum for 10 year olds then maybe you’re just uneducated on the topic?
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Have you gotten your flu shot yet? 😇
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1721
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Finally *actually* watching season two of severance and if Fields doesn’t end up miserable I will fucking riot.
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It’s chilly for sure 😳🤭

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November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Okay but why are sodas SO carbonated? I can *hear* the ginger ale in the cup a foot away from me. Anytime I drink pop I feel like I have to let it sit out for at least an hour before it’s actually enjoyable; right out of the can/bottle is so carbonated it’s overwhelming🥴
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I’ve been seeing more people using alt text to just add a hidden caption rather than actually describing/explaining the media…. Oh
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
*silo s2 spoilers*

I know it’s realistic, but it’s also so infuriating watching mob mentality😭😭😭 all of the available evidence shows it is not safe to go out & Juliette only survived bc of the better tape. Mechanical leading the siege to get out is so insane when they should know the logic😩
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
It truly baffles me how many creators (nsfw & sfw alike) film themselves while driving. Using your phone while driving for any reason is so unnecessary, but to film yourself? To post online? I cannot fathom how one rationalizes that.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The Collector (2009), still one of my favourites but haven’t watched it in years 😅
Name a film you've seen six times.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I actually do think if you support AI porn you are a bad person. Those “models” are based on stolen images of real people who have not consented to their faces/bodies being used for that. You are supporting MEN who steal from sex workers & profit off of them without consent when you support AI porn.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I have yet to understand why streaming services do not have scene selection 😭😭😭 I feel like the main difference between vhs & dvd that I noticed was scene selection & not having to rewind (did anyone else grow up w/ a separate rewind machine that was faster than the vhs player?)
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think when you’re born you should be given an un-losable, indestructible, and compact way of (privately) tracking all of the books you’ve read, & the movies & tv shows you’ve watched. Maybe I just yearn for a good memory 🫠
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’ve had the same rain jacket since at least 2017 (possibly 2016 or 15😅); it’s ripped in three places & doesn’t even zip up anymore😂 I definitely need to replace it but I don’t even know where to start looking for one😭
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The rest of my apartment is complete chaos atm because I’m reorganizing everything, so bathroom mirror selfies will be the norm for the next few days 🙈😋

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November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I did immediately recognize Gwen from Torchwood in Hijack just from her voice and I will never dispute the fact that Torchwood is the best show ever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I hate tv bc why are all of the inciting incidents so avoidable with proper communication and community.
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I’m reorganizing and deep cleaning my entire apartment and it is so overwhelming but soooooo fucking necessary and I cannot WAIT to have a pristine space again 😫
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I discovered the UCLA Health YouTube channel and have been watching all of their gender health presentations and they’re honestly so interesting and informative
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM