Connor
@merchantofvice.bsky.social
Born in Colorado, lives in Williamsburg founded a booze company, does some SFF writing and has a cat.
My adhd brain bringing nice soaps and moisturizers to the gym.
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My adhd brain bringing nice soaps and moisturizers to the gym.
Me at the nyc editorial
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me at the nyc editorial
Yoko ono exhibit in Chicago.
Brilliant artist.
Brilliant artist.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yoko ono exhibit in Chicago.
Brilliant artist.
Brilliant artist.
The fur all feels the Irish rugby team isn’t playing as well as they could.
Also, doesn’t like the springboks
Also, doesn’t like the springboks
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The fur all feels the Irish rugby team isn’t playing as well as they could.
Also, doesn’t like the springboks
Also, doesn’t like the springboks
Joke stolen from the great Terry Pratchett “good omens”
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Joke stolen from the great Terry Pratchett “good omens”
especially because the kitty litter thing was in some classrooms because of the threat of Active shooters!
Basic facts aren’t gonna stop an angry anti progressive poster.
Basic facts aren’t gonna stop an angry anti progressive poster.
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
especially because the kitty litter thing was in some classrooms because of the threat of Active shooters!
Basic facts aren’t gonna stop an angry anti progressive poster.
Basic facts aren’t gonna stop an angry anti progressive poster.
You are not paid enough to wear the t shirt
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You are not paid enough to wear the t shirt
NTY folks circling the wagon.
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
NTY folks circling the wagon.
The war on Christmas has its general
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The war on Christmas has its general
I do love my hand pull flair 58.
Especially since I can put it away easily.
Would love to see your set up since I have
Been slowly upgrading my other components.
Especially since I can put it away easily.
Would love to see your set up since I have
Been slowly upgrading my other components.
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I do love my hand pull flair 58.
Especially since I can put it away easily.
Would love to see your set up since I have
Been slowly upgrading my other components.
Especially since I can put it away easily.
Would love to see your set up since I have
Been slowly upgrading my other components.
I bought one of these last year and it really helped me in the late afternoon
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I bought one of these last year and it really helped me in the late afternoon
Currently a touch salty at NZ while in Chicago.
Vs my buddy who is having a quite nice night
Vs my buddy who is having a quite nice night
November 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Currently a touch salty at NZ while in Chicago.
Vs my buddy who is having a quite nice night
Vs my buddy who is having a quite nice night
My favorite so far
October 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My favorite so far
The type of zen relaxation that can only follow 6 am screaming to be fed and let out on the balcony.
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The type of zen relaxation that can only follow 6 am screaming to be fed and let out on the balcony.
Well @faineg.bsky.social, the Etsy witch I hired is right.
I did learn how I was going to die from LinkedIn scrolling
I did learn how I was going to die from LinkedIn scrolling
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Well @faineg.bsky.social, the Etsy witch I hired is right.
I did learn how I was going to die from LinkedIn scrolling
I did learn how I was going to die from LinkedIn scrolling
I would like to take back my early progressive statement, “you should never shame people living in a car”
To; “You can shame, some people”
To; “You can shame, some people”
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I would like to take back my early progressive statement, “you should never shame people living in a car”
To; “You can shame, some people”
To; “You can shame, some people”
Here! Finally.
A robot* who can have sex with your hot wife.
50 dollar monthly subscription to watch.
A robot* who can have sex with your hot wife.
50 dollar monthly subscription to watch.
October 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Here! Finally.
A robot* who can have sex with your hot wife.
50 dollar monthly subscription to watch.
A robot* who can have sex with your hot wife.
50 dollar monthly subscription to watch.
True story.
Taylor was inspired by Bari
Taylor was inspired by Bari
October 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
True story.
Taylor was inspired by Bari
Taylor was inspired by Bari