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Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it

Gulf of ass more like

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"I won’t take a pardon—because it would be a slap in the face to the Capitol Police, the rule of law, and to our nation.

Throwback to the day I accidentally left a cabinet door open.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

New on MSNBC: Vice President Harris will fly back to Los Angeles today with an all-female U.S. Air Force crew — the first time an all-female crew has operated a C-33.
 
Upon landing, Harris will visit a local fire station and then distribute food to community members impacted by the wildfires.

i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion

Every damn time.