Methylis
@methylis.bsky.social
No kings, no gods, no masters. ACAB. Anti-fascist, anti-racist.
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u guys I have ADHD and im tired of ppl tellin me about executive function. let me be lazy!
so for 3 bucks and free shipping im offering this sticker to everyone on my kofi until 12/1 only! (after that, only monthly paying members can get it!)
[ buy here for a limited time: ko-fi.com/s/246aa9688d ]
so for 3 bucks and free shipping im offering this sticker to everyone on my kofi until 12/1 only! (after that, only monthly paying members can get it!)
[ buy here for a limited time: ko-fi.com/s/246aa9688d ]
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
u guys I have ADHD and im tired of ppl tellin me about executive function. let me be lazy!
so for 3 bucks and free shipping im offering this sticker to everyone on my kofi until 12/1 only! (after that, only monthly paying members can get it!)
[ buy here for a limited time: ko-fi.com/s/246aa9688d ]
so for 3 bucks and free shipping im offering this sticker to everyone on my kofi until 12/1 only! (after that, only monthly paying members can get it!)
[ buy here for a limited time: ko-fi.com/s/246aa9688d ]
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A goblin who's obsessed with orcish culture, at two feet tall he is the tiniest orc. He constantly goes to orcish restaurants and tries ordering in Orcish, to the great embarassment of everyone with him.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
A goblin who's obsessed with orcish culture, at two feet tall he is the tiniest orc. He constantly goes to orcish restaurants and tries ordering in Orcish, to the great embarassment of everyone with him.
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In fantasy worlds you know there's gotta be guys who become huge nerds for other species.
Like there has to be an orc who's obsessed with dwarven culture, he dresses like a dwarf and listens to dwarf metal and keeps talking about the heroic virtues of mining etc.
Like there has to be an orc who's obsessed with dwarven culture, he dresses like a dwarf and listens to dwarf metal and keeps talking about the heroic virtues of mining etc.
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
In fantasy worlds you know there's gotta be guys who become huge nerds for other species.
Like there has to be an orc who's obsessed with dwarven culture, he dresses like a dwarf and listens to dwarf metal and keeps talking about the heroic virtues of mining etc.
Like there has to be an orc who's obsessed with dwarven culture, he dresses like a dwarf and listens to dwarf metal and keeps talking about the heroic virtues of mining etc.
They are fantastic and are giving me some life today.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
They are fantastic and are giving me some life today.
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Do you ever just
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Do you ever just
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
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Chapter loves his dog walker so much she sends us videos of him saying so
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Chapter loves his dog walker so much she sends us videos of him saying so
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the point of camo for a soldier is to obscure their position from the enemy. camo in an urban environment is completely different, and this forest green or desert pattern is functionally useless.
police only dress this way to project an image of power they should not have.
police only dress this way to project an image of power they should not have.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
the point of camo for a soldier is to obscure their position from the enemy. camo in an urban environment is completely different, and this forest green or desert pattern is functionally useless.
police only dress this way to project an image of power they should not have.
police only dress this way to project an image of power they should not have.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Sobbing over an instrumental track. god damn it
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sobbing over an instrumental track. god damn it
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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The council has pondered your fate, stink-ass knock off ladybug, and it has been decided you will be released into the winter wastes. May your God treat you with more mercy than we have.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The council has pondered your fate, stink-ass knock off ladybug, and it has been decided you will be released into the winter wastes. May your God treat you with more mercy than we have.
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The kitchen threshold rule is testing Lottie
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The kitchen threshold rule is testing Lottie
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when it's *almost* dinner time
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when it's *almost* dinner time
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Art by • Ted Nasmith
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Art by • Ted Nasmith
I'm such a regular at the Mexican place, and they know I've quit drinking (I used to drink in here like three times a week), so they give me my sweet tea in a beer glass
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm such a regular at the Mexican place, and they know I've quit drinking (I used to drink in here like three times a week), so they give me my sweet tea in a beer glass