Not sure what will happen if we swing the bat, but very sure what will if we never do.

Jerry, yes.

Can’t be the only one uber creeped by those possessive pronouns.

This is, of course, why reactionary movements of all stripes seek so diligently to destroy social trust. An atmosphere of corrosive cynicism is conducive to authoritarianism. "I can't trust anyone, better just find protection from the biggest guy on the block."

Cutting in on Doc Cotlar’s turf in multiple ways here.

With those eyes, hips, and waves St. George Michael would need no sword to slay dragons, would he, Doctor?

this is just rank cowardice, the student very obviously disregarded the instructions and the assignment to antagonize her peers and instructors and provoke this exact reaction, society simply can’t function when the people in charge scurry like kicked dogs every time some troll bully says boo

Global warming will go from a hoax to a sign that God wants us to have abundance overnight.

Promote away. With my galactic clout I always repost self-promotions.

Damn it. Beat me to it.

Easy. Just look up at the ceiling and unintelligibly mutter to yourself, occasionally drawing a pentagram in the air. No one’s approaching that sh*t.

Everything aside, and I’m not an editorial pro, but on one read through I think at least 50 words can be dropped from that letter.

Risible cowardice and failure from US elites, everywhere you look.

Damn straight, Pitchbot! Won‘t have any commies in my car. And no Christians either!!!!