Michael Alan Peck
@michaelalanpeck.com
The one-man band by the quick-lunch stand.
https://michaelalanpeck.com
https://littledrummerboychallenge.com
https://linktr.ee/michaelapeck
https://michaelalanpeck.com
https://littledrummerboychallenge.com
https://linktr.ee/michaelapeck
Brad Bird was also responsible for my other answer.
That man owes me at least a box of tissues.
That man owes me at least a box of tissues.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Brad Bird was also responsible for my other answer.
That man owes me at least a box of tissues.
That man owes me at least a box of tissues.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Blade, leader of the murderous puppets, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Blade, leader of the murderous puppets, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Happy stolen from @stephenberg2.bsky.social.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy stolen from @stephenberg2.bsky.social.
"Hello, Mr. Fruit Fly. It's me, Mr. Butterfly. Just a harmless butterfly. Not a sticky trap or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders."
October 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Hello, Mr. Fruit Fly. It's me, Mr. Butterfly. Just a harmless butterfly. Not a sticky trap or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders."
If I had to choose the greatest name in entertainment, I'd go with Fee Waybill. But he only beats out ZaSu Pitts and Max Schreck by a little bit, and I'm open to other nominees.
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I had to choose the greatest name in entertainment, I'd go with Fee Waybill. But he only beats out ZaSu Pitts and Max Schreck by a little bit, and I'm open to other nominees.
“It makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.”
— William “Bunk” Moreland
— William “Bunk” Moreland
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“It makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.”
— William “Bunk” Moreland
— William “Bunk” Moreland
Spotted this one today. He said he hates baths and getting his nails cut, but not America.
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Spotted this one today. He said he hates baths and getting his nails cut, but not America.
![A car with a bumper sticker on the back that says, "I [HEART] AGING & DYING."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3lltzaqx263wmc4gbgipaxkd/bafkreiahumosof67fbbf6ylnplw7keiegt6e74blkxofs7zirhgwluhp74@jpeg)
It’s Giant Skeleton Season, motherfuckers!
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s Giant Skeleton Season, motherfuckers!
I don't know, man. My childhood taught me cruises can get real weird, real fast.
September 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I don't know, man. My childhood taught me cruises can get real weird, real fast.
I replied to her, and she responded. Again, this is why we make stuff up. This is everything.
September 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I replied to her, and she responded. Again, this is why we make stuff up. This is everything.
Of course, I'd love to make more money from my fiction. But comments like this will keep me at the keyboard, even if I never bring in another dime.
You knock yourself out. You put it out there and hope somebody somewhere hears you.
And then someone does.
I'm rich.
You knock yourself out. You put it out there and hope somebody somewhere hears you.
And then someone does.
I'm rich.
September 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Of course, I'd love to make more money from my fiction. But comments like this will keep me at the keyboard, even if I never bring in another dime.
You knock yourself out. You put it out there and hope somebody somewhere hears you.
And then someone does.
I'm rich.
You knock yourself out. You put it out there and hope somebody somewhere hears you.
And then someone does.
I'm rich.
I live in Chicago. I was out riding my bike when I spotted a man walking this pig. Clearly, the rules have gone to Hell here. Only the military can help us now.
August 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I live in Chicago. I was out riding my bike when I spotted a man walking this pig. Clearly, the rules have gone to Hell here. Only the military can help us now.
I am. That's how all the problems started.
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I am. That's how all the problems started.
I was happy enough with the performance of my first promo video to come up with a second. I used the same Suno music and Pixabay sound effects from the first, created the additional videos in Midjourney, and assembled it all in Canva.
August 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I was happy enough with the performance of my first promo video to come up with a second. I used the same Suno music and Pixabay sound effects from the first, created the additional videos in Midjourney, and assembled it all in Canva.
"Can I come in? Don't ya HATE Perry's wife?"
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"Can I come in? Don't ya HATE Perry's wife?"
Did my first video ad for the first book in my series. I'm no Spike Jonze, but I'm pretty happy with how it came out.
July 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Did my first video ad for the first book in my series. I'm no Spike Jonze, but I'm pretty happy with how it came out.
I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING TO BEWITCHED ABOUT BRINGING DICK YORK, THE ORIGINAL DARREN, BACK. HE'S JUST BETTER! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
July 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I HAVE BEEN SPEAKING TO BEWITCHED ABOUT BRINGING DICK YORK, THE ORIGINAL DARREN, BACK. HE'S JUST BETTER! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@djjohnrichards.bsky.social Thanks so much for the space-themed set. My followers may be sick of seeing this, but a guy who gets emotional about space may dig it. My dad worked as a NASA contractor, and years ago, I found this shot of him, my brother, and me with Apollo 11 a month before launch.
July 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@djjohnrichards.bsky.social Thanks so much for the space-themed set. My followers may be sick of seeing this, but a guy who gets emotional about space may dig it. My dad worked as a NASA contractor, and years ago, I found this shot of him, my brother, and me with Apollo 11 a month before launch.