@jefftiedrich.bsky.social feel free to use this in your next substack.

My absolute favorite part of Paul's is his story about writing Love Gun in his head, sitting on a plane. To Paul, it's a story of his songwriting prowess, to us it's an admission of how much time he spends thinking of metaphors for his dick.

Hey look what happened as I was typing this! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

And before you ask, yes, I've tinkered extensively with the motions zones, sensitivity and other various settings. I'm far from tech illiterate, I think these things just kinda suck. Thankfully I like animals.

I'm convinced that if a serial killer broke in and murdered everyone in here, the sync module would sprout legs and flee the scene of the crime and my entire legacy would be 7 pages of true crime podcast results if you searched my last name.

They can record literally every single cat that walks by, but somehow missed the 10 -15 seconds of someone walking up my driveway, and ripping one of my cameras off the side of my house that overlooked my cars, leaving me only 3 seconds of the palm of their hand. Thanks.

They have an uncanny knack for not working at the times you actually want them to. Motion at your back door? A spinning wheel for you. Fuck off, pal. What if instead we sent you 800 consecutive videos of a branch moving 50 feet away as a surprise when you wake up?

Jupiter is an all-time top 10 for me. It was kind of mind blowing that a "local" band went and made such an amazing departure of an album in a scene that was not going to appreciate it.