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The players will puncture his arm bands… #LUFC

Seacroft Moonpig

Is oxygen included with the complimentary goodie bag on arrival?

“Get the cheque book out, Silver” (I remember irate folk shouting that at matches..)

Robin Reliant

Done deal.!

Too late to include Elsie Tanner.?

Bring back the George Graham anthem, “we’ll score again, don’t know where, don’t know when..etc”

“2 rosettes, a pipe rack & an engraved pewter tankard please”

That Alan ‘Smudger’ Smith in the middle?

Makes The French Connection chase look like a school play..

Was living his best life when he opened a branch in Batley & was a judge on the Miss Yorkshire shows in the Frontier across the road

Had you down as a Meal Deal #1 man..

Classic lyrics from the Merton Parkas.. 👍

These are great. Usually include some combination of - Steak & chips / the wife’s cooking (don’t tell her) / Ford Cortina GTX / Clint Eastwood / Hot Chocolate / height to the nearest half inch

A couple of good mates threw the towel in but I kept my ST going through Bates / GFH / Cellino eras mainly for the bantz & a sense of fan solidarity. Bates was prototype Trump, banned Radio Leeds, told Parliament he didn’t know who owned LUFC or ER, but promised us big, beautiful cream cladding..