Sean Jacobs
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Sean Jacobs
@mictlan.bsky.social
Nerdy but probably not as nerdy as you. Dad to a cute kid. Husband to a cute wife. Good at a lot of things. Toad enthusiast who runs @toadfacts.
I’m at a loss on how I can spend even less money at Target than I have for the past few years. Gonna have to start sending them bills or something.
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Damnit, I can kind of get behind a LEGO portrait, but that one still looks like shit.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can't qwhite put my finger on it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The thing I understand lately is that they need to compile a lot. A Lot.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The drive-thru marijuana dispensaries though, those really crack me up since it's still illegal in Florida, but you can just drive through and pick it up.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If there was ever a friend-shaped dog, it was probably a corgi.
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Definitely in the top 10.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I don’t remember this part of Clue.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh no... vibes for your dad. Also for you.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I've been using the same stuff; I just found that it's sometimes still kind of sticky on interior layers even a couple of days later... probably because I was building on a structure covered in plastic wrap.

I ended up letting it spend time in the sun with a fan on it and it cleared it all up.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That's a neat trick! Do you ever have issues with drying on the interior layers if you're working quick like that?
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Good job!

That person doesn’t need a plant, they need soup. Even better just a gift card that lets them get soup delivered.
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That's a lot of nuts!
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November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That was a wonderful review, and yet I’m still left with this.
a man in a leopard print shirt and scarf is standing with his arms outstretched .
Alt: a man in a leopard print shirt and scarf is standing with his arms outstretched . He’s singing about a Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
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November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ivermectin though. That’s the good stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This is the kind of thing I send my friends to let them know what they are missing out on by not using Bluesky.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
At some point you should get a punchcard or something, right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Both of them look like Bored Apes that have come to life.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So he still looks dumb, just not quite as dumb.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If only there were some way to create lists on some piece of technology that stores things online in an easily accessible place! Maybe even something you have in your hand right now!
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM