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jessica jonestown
@midnightmasseffect.bsky.social
Mae

transsexual disaster
🏳️‍⚧️she/her🤙

activities director for the revolution
"a distasteful, bombastic, half-wit"

gf of @spacebitchual.bsky.social
gf of @melibean.bsky.social

PNW
i'm 1000 years old
followback t4t always
hey! here's a new post/thread of some import:

-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates

-we need a place to stay aslap

-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats

-can we stay on your couch?

(more info in thread⬇️)

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November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the cats in question
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
hey! its yer gurl Mae!

we're in a hotel because we got kicked out of our house!

we had to use the last of our money on cat stuff and we dont really have any money leftover for dinner

can you help some hungry homeless transes?

$fionasnapple
vmo: ellemeff
paypal.me/ellemeff
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
whats that? an excuse to post the picture of kevin smith in massive jorts? dont mind if i doooo
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
yes because after criminal republican governments are supplanted the criminals responsible are always prosecuted 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
now that we're at this point, suddenly theres all these other reasons why we're terrible housemates

this is the abridged version, i might have to say more if this person ramps up their shit

know that once we're out of here, i'll do a *big* fucking public service announcement about avoiding this B
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
also of all the unforgettable scenes in the movie i think about "sad fugee face" the most
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
its edible!
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i baked! i baked cornbread!

my first time baking!

idk if its edible yet!

ahhhhh i baked i'm a baker
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
also two sites on one story

i just want to live long enough to see the new york times erased from history and its publishers jailed.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
oh yes its ladies night
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
my kingdom for marble madness
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
what, me worry?
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
HER i love your enthusiasm but we both know thats not what happened
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
as was i 👵🏻

(and yes i keep this on my phone for just such occasions)
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Your pfp is your therapist

thats funny because:
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
real ones know
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM