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Migraine Duck
@migraineduck.bsky.social
Healthcare robot; any/all; nonbinary; tea, cats, sleep deprivation. Aw hell yeah good clouds.
This is so cozy and sweet!
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Imagine being this chud’s neighbor. They’ve got a betting pool for the inevitable dick-shooting
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That Batman image, “This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it; we will not use it.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Get me started on the rhinoplasty demons. Do you know how attractive a strong or hooked nose is?
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Heavy shears make spatchcocking rather easy. Break the ribs with a cleaver, snip snip snip. Do turkey cpr; good to go.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Can’t ruffle the feathers of those who eat peasant and king alike.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When I do not share my snack with my toddler.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I learned earlier in life that though they will hurt you too, evil people really do ruin their own lives.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
NTA and also now he owes you two treats.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM