like of course it looks like i'm sitting on my porch smoking all day when you go outside literally every single time i am out there, too

i SWEAR to GOD everytime i just get the idea to smoke this man is outside

for context, he complained to my other neighbor (who basically adopted liam & me into her family) that i "always sit on the porch and smoke that stuff" so i've been trying to not smoke when he's in the front yard/sitting in his car but

like sorry but wdym a bag of rice is priced approximately the same as TWO HOURS OF A HUMAN LIFE ?????

like noah fence aber wer kann sich das mit mindestlohn leisten? federal minimum wage ist $7.25/hr und ne 5 lbs packung reis kostet fast $12 BEVOR mwst

i told liam if we were in germany i would've called the police a hot minute ago for ruhestörung but there is no such thing here

oooooo yes danke an genau sowas hab ich gedacht aber mir ist kein genaues gericht eingefallen 😭

300 bucks for a service covered by insurance, executed by a lab that's literally in a hospital my insurance owns

wer ist faschist frank und warum will er mich kontaktieren 😭

lmk! ich hab lang genug in diversen büros gearbeitet das ich mittlerweile richtig gut polite threatening business emails schreiben kann lmao

tomorrow if you want!