Mike Bates
@mikebatestwibh.bsky.social
2.3K followers 270 following 1.4K posts
Podcaster for This Week In Baseball History (@TWIBHistory.bsky.social). Almost used to be A Guy. Enthusiastic SABR member/evangelist. Proud and grieving dad.
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Feel like your heart’s not really in the attempt to score greenies. C’mon Jay, throw your weight around
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I wish you could have enjoyed more of the bounteous wonder of the great state of Minnesota. But I'm sure the drinks were top notch.
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For the record, B, I’d get you a drink even if you didn’t look like you needed it.
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If Eric Chavez had bought me a new laptop to replace the one he broke with a foul ball in 2013, maybe karma would have skipped him this time around.
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Oh good. I was worried you guys had given up.
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Just listen to a recording of people yelling at one another and you've got the gist.
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I don't finnwolf very often. But when I do, I finnwolf HARD.
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Depends entirely on the tone with which the podcast and the penis are addressed. She seems very reverential.
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Sure, but when I put a Cam next to the Schlitter, I have to talk to the cops!
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A well earned rest for one of the best of us.
phillewis.bsky.social
Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91
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Like, why do I think that? Successful minor league manager with no MLB track record means they can hype him up without paying him. Also, it's a promotion from within of a guy they like.
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Man, I would have loved to fight for my Masters. Instead, I went to school for it like an idiot. Two years wasted!
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I would bet money right now that Brian Dinkelman winds up as the manager of the Twins.
mollyknight.bsky.social
Angels, Rangers, Twins, Giants, and Braves now have open managerial positions.
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Jeff Passan is reporting that Brian Snitker has stepped down as Braves manager.
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Bitch, only the Gramercy Riffs and Lynne Thigpen can do that.
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Have you guys heard of this Tarik Skubal guy? Seems pretty good.
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Bye Rocco,

You seemed like a very nice guy who got hosed by your owners' and front office's failures, and I'm sure many people will miss you. Hope you land on your feet.
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Aha! I somehow got logged out of my MLB account on my PS5. Mystery solved. I'm the idiot as usual.
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I'm confused as to why the Twins game is blacked out for me on Twins.TV.
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And, to be clear, she introduced herself to me after hearing @billtwibh.bsky.social and I talk a lot about MST3K during intermission. I don’t typically recognize and bother the wives of Minnesota-based comedy legends.
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Also, it was very funny and I laughed a lot.