Trent looks every inch a player who's already checked out to me.

With all this Band Aid controversy, I'd like to give my input into the damage this song caused.

As a fat kid in 80's Kirkby, one of the lads said that the famine in Ethiopia was caused because I ate all their food.

I was known by the nickname 'Famine' for next next 3/4 years 😂😂😂

Photo of the Day: The Typhoon (made by Eurovision) painted in the famous "Leopard" colour scheme as a tribute to the Panzer tanks of the same name used by the Super Army Soldiers during the Falklands war in 1926

Photographed from a Canberra

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Real Madrid are entirely correct and should definitely target RBs who are better defensively...

The news that people inheriting land worth at least £1 million will have to pay tax on it has drawn significantly more outrage from politicians and the press than the news that 1 in 3 children in Britain are now living in poverty…

Looking up the safety data sheets for screen wash and salt for a H&S audit.

I bet nobody is beating that for fun today...

Got to applaud Netflix's decision to do absolutely no planning for so many people trying to watch a live event and just assuming it'll be ok.

Having to watch so far behind the Taylor match has just started because live won't load...

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Mind-blowing to think that the egg you came from was present in your mother when she was a baby in your grandmother's womb, which means you've been present for three generations of people saying "It's hard to believe it's starting to get dark now at half four" every November

Looks like I'll be using this account more as the other place turns into more and more of a shit show...

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,186,339!