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Mike G
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Developer by day. Golf betting and DFS the rest of the time. Idealist. Jealous of people who write good. Brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Bots: https://bsky.app/profile/mikeginmd.bsky.social/post/3kkrvfnslkw2a
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It’s like a horizontal trampoline. Fun!
Getting checked into the boards looks like it would be more fun than anything. Overrated move
DO NOT fact check me on this
That’s Chong Li, villain from the 1988 Jean Claude Van Damme vehicle, Bloodsport.
Definitely need major reform in this area.
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The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
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My last word on the matter
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*10 seconds of heavy silence into the phone receiver*

Court-mandated financial planner: "Now, would this be the same 'Dontayvion Wicks' you also 'added' in 2023 and 2024?"

*Several seconds of paralyzing silence*

Me: "I gotta go"
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This seems like the most straightforward and also basically accurate message.
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
Watching the football I wasn’t awake for last night….
It’s a travesty to help Keenan break the record on a jet sweep. Have some respect for him and your organization
There are (or can be) benefits for having two instead of 1, but I wouldn’t do it just because. There should be a good reason
Fuck me I would try a slice
The novelty wears off after 2-3 years
Thanks for the solidarity!
Thank you sir! Will bust out the down tomorrow
When am I legally allowed to wear a winter jacket without the risk of being laughed back to Texas? Because it was 40° and windy today and I wished I’d worn more than a sweater and sweatpants
Pretty sure it was this guy. But I still can’t find it!
There was an old ESPN ad where a sports fan drops a Kafka reference. I don’t remember if it was for SportsCenter, baseball or hockey, but it was funny and now topical.

However it seems to be lost to time.