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Mike Holden
@mikeholden42.bsky.social
Where am I today?
Donald Trump: "I'm not a dictator"
Also Donald Trump:
August 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No cheating, post your lock screen.
July 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Sometimes, meet your heroes. Because sometimes they are the nicest, most genuine and funniest people you will have the privilege of meeting.
Honoured isn't the word.
(I met Johnny Ball in this same spot 5 years ago, this is the first time either of us returned. Astonishing coincidence).
July 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
It's always the ones you least suspect.
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Brilliantly said, as ever, by @iandunt.bsky.social in this week's newsletter.
We know they are liars, and we need to hold on to that.
February 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Not".
February 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Catch me if you can, suckers.
February 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
throughout his own previous tenure. And suggests that the FAA hired *people with total paralysis*.
Trump is a stain on America, and dangerous to its own people.
January 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I have nothing to add to this.
January 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
January 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
She's a complete gift to any other party that would take advantage of it.

"Why would it be long overdue Kim?"
January 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
In today's episode of "We want everything for nothing", we being you...
"Rail services are rubbish, we want better!"
"Ok, we'll make them public so money that paid dividends will go to improve the service instead"
"Hang on - fares won't ever rise again, will they??!?"
December 4, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Finished it off with some lights...
December 3, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Thanks - finished article...
December 3, 2024 at 9:29 AM
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Reform didn't need to look past the picture at the top of Andrea Jenkyns' CV before welcoming her in.
November 28, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Haha! Nobody gets to be corrupt except The Don. Except, of course, they're all corrupt.
November 26, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I will never get over the fact that a chap comes to my local club using this walker then carries it up two flights of stairs to the door of the club.
January 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
I'm sorry what? The guy who stands behind a podium saying "STOP THE BOATS" at every opportunity now says "erm, when I said 'Stop' ..."
January 2, 2024 at 4:18 PM
The people who cry "you can't call it Christmas any more" are now crying "It's too early for Easter". Pick a side lads.
January 2, 2024 at 2:21 PM
We've come to a pub tonight and a man at the bar is sporting two ponytails. This is a first for me.
December 29, 2023 at 8:04 PM
November 5, 2023 at 5:40 PM
I'm glad I learned this sentence though I confess I haven't quite worked out the circumstances where it'll come in handy.
October 30, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Last night's outfits, it helps when you can use a theme because it doesn't matter that I look nothing like the guy.
October 29, 2023 at 2:54 PM
I can't *cook* cook but I think I can follow a recipe. So let's see how this lemon & lime drissle cake turns out 🤞
September 25, 2023 at 6:57 PM