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POV: you're Pete Hegseth's scapegoat
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
POV: you're Pete Hegseth's scapegoat
@bakoon - I'm gonna need the Welcome to Hell gif please
The Trump administration said that it will move to withhold SNAP food aid from most Democratic-controlled states unless they provide recipient records.
Trump administration says it will withhold SNAP food aid from Democrat-led states over data
The Trump administration said Tuesday that it will withhold SNAP food aid from recipients in most Democratic-controlled states starting next week.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@bakoon - I'm gonna need the Welcome to Hell gif please
The Fog of War doesn't count when you're in your own air-conditioned room in the pentagon, Pete
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Fog of War doesn't count when you're in your own air-conditioned room in the pentagon, Pete
POV: you're Pete Hegseth's scapegoat
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
POV: you're Pete Hegseth's scapegoat
No I will not "fall on your sword." That would hurt me or possibly worse.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No I will not "fall on your sword." That would hurt me or possibly worse.
In the 2000s, we threw around the word "pimp" like it was nothing, even though pimping is actually one of the top crimes prosecuted by the Vice Squad
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
In the 2000s, we threw around the word "pimp" like it was nothing, even though pimping is actually one of the top crimes prosecuted by the Vice Squad
Welcome to Pimp My Pimp. We heard your pimp likes pimping so we put a pimp inside your pimp so he can pimp while he's pimping!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Welcome to Pimp My Pimp. We heard your pimp likes pimping so we put a pimp inside your pimp so he can pimp while he's pimping!!!!!
For example...
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
For example...
Sometimes I wonder if the gummy kicked in yet and then I think of a real banger of a tweet and I go "ohhhh"
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sometimes I wonder if the gummy kicked in yet and then I think of a real banger of a tweet and I go "ohhhh"
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She is essentially the hero of the movie Bombshell lol.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
She is essentially the hero of the movie Bombshell lol.
Starbucks is at it again with its #WarOnChristmas
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Starbucks is at it again with its #WarOnChristmas
Pete Hagueseth
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Pete Hagueseth
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being punished for eating sisyphus style by washing dishes everyday
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
being punished for eating sisyphus style by washing dishes everyday
"Can't blame a guy for scoopin'" - a guy who got a third serving of Italian Wedding soup, but he just wants a single scoop this time
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Can't blame a guy for scoopin'" - a guy who got a third serving of Italian Wedding soup, but he just wants a single scoop this time
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
BREAKING: The turkey that Trump pardoned has received a second pardon following an unrelated gun conviction.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
BREAKING: The turkey that Trump pardoned has received a second pardon following an unrelated gun conviction.
Enough Lizza. More LIZZO!
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Enough Lizza. More LIZZO!
he actually IS beating the allegations, folks
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
he actually IS beating the allegations, folks
The next Avatar movie is going to be called, like, AVATAR: THE DIRT IS SAND
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The next Avatar movie is going to be called, like, AVATAR: THE DIRT IS SAND
Nano Banana Pro? More like NoNo BanaNo NO!
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Nano Banana Pro? More like NoNo BanaNo NO!
Are you fucking losers talking about pumpkin pie again?
Are you fucking losers talking about Star Wars again?
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Are you fucking losers talking about pumpkin pie again?
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Happy long weekend to you guys
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Happy long weekend to you guys