Mike
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I reckon they went with him because he's used to dealing with voices in his head.
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I reckon they went with him because he's used to dealing with voices in his head.
OPPENHOMER
Thirty years of exposure to the radiation in his job at the nuclear plant have made a mild-mannered safety inspector the most dangerous item on Earth. "I have become death, the destroyer of worlds... mmm, worlds."
Thirty years of exposure to the radiation in his job at the nuclear plant have made a mild-mannered safety inspector the most dangerous item on Earth. "I have become death, the destroyer of worlds... mmm, worlds."
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
OPPENHOMER
Thirty years of exposure to the radiation in his job at the nuclear plant have made a mild-mannered safety inspector the most dangerous item on Earth. "I have become death, the destroyer of worlds... mmm, worlds."
Thirty years of exposure to the radiation in his job at the nuclear plant have made a mild-mannered safety inspector the most dangerous item on Earth. "I have become death, the destroyer of worlds... mmm, worlds."
I really didn't anticipate such a response to this. In fact, you might even say, it was...
The last thing on my mind.
The last thing on my mind.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I really didn't anticipate such a response to this. In fact, you might even say, it was...
The last thing on my mind.
The last thing on my mind.
🫡 Steps deep cuts are all too rare!
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
🫡 Steps deep cuts are all too rare!
Why not aim for 5,678? There are Steps you can take.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Why not aim for 5,678? There are Steps you can take.
"Sow", surely, in this instance?
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Sow", surely, in this instance?
That Phoebe buffet at the end was particularly harrowing.
September 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
That Phoebe buffet at the end was particularly harrowing.
Not really a question, just hoo boy, that took a while! And say hi to my father in law, a Grimsby fan, who was six the last time they played United.
August 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Not really a question, just hoo boy, that took a while! And say hi to my father in law, a Grimsby fan, who was six the last time they played United.
"...and their captain, Bendydick Thundersnatch, who owns 47 Cluedo sets but has never played a game. United by a crippling fear of matching cutlery, they are the Ninth Legion."
August 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"...and their captain, Bendydick Thundersnatch, who owns 47 Cluedo sets but has never played a game. United by a crippling fear of matching cutlery, they are the Ninth Legion."
12 RANDOM MEM IN A LARGER GROUP WHO'VE BEEN CALLED FOR JURY DUTY
Prequel to the prequel.
Prequel to the prequel.
August 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
12 RANDOM MEM IN A LARGER GROUP WHO'VE BEEN CALLED FOR JURY DUTY
Prequel to the prequel.
Prequel to the prequel.
The great thing about these reviews is that they work in any order.
August 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The great thing about these reviews is that they work in any order.
The sequel, The Fantastic A403, didn't really go anywhere.
July 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The sequel, The Fantastic A403, didn't really go anywhere.
OCEAN'S 10.8
One member of the heist team only has one leg.
One member of the heist team only has one leg.
July 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
OCEAN'S 10.8
One member of the heist team only has one leg.
One member of the heist team only has one leg.
The terror of the Milky Way, the entire Galaxy! There were very few Snickers from their victims. The Bounty for their capture meant they were soon caught, though, and it all ended in Celebrations.
July 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
The terror of the Milky Way, the entire Galaxy! There were very few Snickers from their victims. The Bounty for their capture meant they were soon caught, though, and it all ended in Celebrations.
There's nothing funny about Gianni's new office in Trump Tower, but it WOULD be funny if they put it in the apartment where Chuck Blazer kept his cats. Turns out the stench of corruption was just cat piss all along!
July 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There's nothing funny about Gianni's new office in Trump Tower, but it WOULD be funny if they put it in the apartment where Chuck Blazer kept his cats. Turns out the stench of corruption was just cat piss all along!
This is why Keith's on the roof with pudding and night vision goggles. This time, anyway.
June 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is why Keith's on the roof with pudding and night vision goggles. This time, anyway.
Ferret's Last Theorem:
(ideal = n) where (current = n-1)
(ideal = n) where (current = n-1)
June 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ferret's Last Theorem:
(ideal = n) where (current = n-1)
(ideal = n) where (current = n-1)
I'm not saying I encourage this line of thinking, but I'm not not saying it.
youtu.be/L3LbxDZRgA4?...
youtu.be/L3LbxDZRgA4?...
I Call This Enemy: The Sun (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm not saying I encourage this line of thinking, but I'm not not saying it.
youtu.be/L3LbxDZRgA4?...
youtu.be/L3LbxDZRgA4?...
Me, every night, June to September. We're genetically autumnal, and that's all there is to it.
June 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me, every night, June to September. We're genetically autumnal, and that's all there is to it.
Philippe, if I may! There's a case before CAS tomorrow, Partizan v Patrick Andrade. Am I correct that this is one you mentioned before, where the transfer system as it stands is under scrutiny?
June 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Philippe, if I may! There's a case before CAS tomorrow, Partizan v Patrick Andrade. Am I correct that this is one you mentioned before, where the transfer system as it stands is under scrutiny?
Something I came across that's not been noted much: the Auckland team in the A League, table toppers last season, are not allowed in the Asian Champions League because they're based in NZ, which is in Oceania. So they currently have no way to qualify for this shindig.
June 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Something I came across that's not been noted much: the Auckland team in the A League, table toppers last season, are not allowed in the Asian Champions League because they're based in NZ, which is in Oceania. So they currently have no way to qualify for this shindig.
They only scored one against a team with a pigment deficiency?
June 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
They only scored one against a team with a pigment deficiency?
You think it's going to run out of juice, then, right at the end, that line just caps it off perfectly. Every line is a variation of "fuck you, John" without ever saying it. Masterful.
June 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You think it's going to run out of juice, then, right at the end, that line just caps it off perfectly. Every line is a variation of "fuck you, John" without ever saying it. Masterful.