Ah, rookie mistake on your part. Let me help you! If you go to 'options for grammar', there's a tickbox on the next screen that says 'listen fuckface, you make the machine work and I'll do the grammar'

"You wanna know why it happened here? Because people let it happen."

"We are able to do away with domestic terrorism only when we make all men answerable to the law [...] so that it can never happen again."

Just a reminder that Darren Hanlon is one of the finest and most underrated lyricists Australia has ever produced. Always some delightful turns of phrase in his work, and somehow the puns are always cute as hell.

If you told me the two most popular stories on The Redline would be the Chevrolet Corvette and a comparison of the two electric Fiat 500s on sale in Australia, I'd have told you that you were nuts.

And yet...the Fiat story in particular powers on.

theredline.com.au/side-by-side...

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I'd loan you my lighter but it's electric 😂

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵

I had no idea that the phrase “Back to the old drawing board” comes from this Peter Arno cartoon from March 1st 1941’s New Yorker. It’s rather splendid to be able to date the birth of what would become part of everyday speech with such precision.

Taylor Swift using ai...

This x 100000 = mood

#ADHDAwarenessMonth

Oh god. It shouldn't be this hard! ☹️

"Name a famous person who is 28 without looking it up" yeeaahh nah I kinda lack the 'obsessed with a famous person to that extent' gene 😂

Aaah yes, Eternal September.

But... to me, this is a reminder of how the human mind works. 'Block and move on' is just a triage choice. Really, most humans are driven to set, grow and defend norms – which makes it hard to ignore (block) a wrong. It's... core to our nature, for better or worse.

what's gone on?

30 years of interneting has given me so many opportunities to refine my bitter sarcasm and become completely unable to fit in socially, but i always try to remain mindful that there are also downsides

this is mega relaxing

doing my bluesky age verification test

Hey foamers, new Taitset just dropped

youtu.be/aoVIwlui7EE?...

oh god I've never watched that ep. There are quite a few I've never bothered with, purely because I know there are so many filler episodes and I just don't feel any need to sit through them!

I've just started watching TNG with my 10YO, and he's loving it – so much that he's insisted I not skip any episodes. Which is... so... good... yep... so good... 😂😭

Daaaamn I love how much this looks like the Vita, which is still the world's most handsome handheld.

😂 I don't know anything about Adelaide trains, but I'm about to!

Can't believe they didn't spend 1.8 million to get genie dot com are they even serious about this?

Wake up babe a new Taitset vid just dropped