Mikey Chops
@mikeychops.bsky.social
👋 ‘hi it’s me, you’re all in danger’ 🚨
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chicago 🏙️ he/him🕺🏻IG: mikeychops
law•music•comp reality tv•nonsense
chicago 🏙️ he/him🕺🏻IG: mikeychops
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okay, hear me out… the title of a novel exploring the causes & effects of the str8 male loneliness epidemic:
Perpetually Peter Pan
Perpetually Peter Pan
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
okay, hear me out… the title of a novel exploring the causes & effects of the str8 male loneliness epidemic:
Perpetually Peter Pan
Perpetually Peter Pan
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼
actually have a costume idea this year for a change courtesy of bloomfs 👻
okay wait… did I just find my Halloween costume?! 🤩🙏🫶
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
actually have a costume idea this year for a change courtesy of bloomfs 👻
left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽♀️📝
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽♀️📝
I am cat 🐈
Rubbing a cats stomach is a form of self care
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am cat 🐈
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sorry I’m so weird what happened was I was born like this and then it continued
October 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
sorry I’m so weird what happened was I was born like this and then it continued
[some] Swifties are so mentally unwell that they will post incomplete/misleading information while simultaneously turning off comments/reskeets, and walk back to their yawn-inducing lives thinking they *really* did something
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
[some] Swifties are so mentally unwell that they will post incomplete/misleading information while simultaneously turning off comments/reskeets, and walk back to their yawn-inducing lives thinking they *really* did something
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Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
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BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.
While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.
While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.
Best Big City: Chicago Wins Award 9th Year in a Row
Learn why Chicago was voted the Best Big City for the 9th consecutive year by exploring our vibrant culture, welcoming inclusion, and so much more.
www.choosechicago.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.
While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.
While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.
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Cities with a higher violent crime rate than Chicago:
Houston
Dallas
Lubbock
Amarillo
San Antonio
Corpus Christi
Houston
Dallas
Lubbock
Amarillo
San Antonio
Corpus Christi
October 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Cities with a higher violent crime rate than Chicago:
Houston
Dallas
Lubbock
Amarillo
San Antonio
Corpus Christi
Houston
Dallas
Lubbock
Amarillo
San Antonio
Corpus Christi
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Some people just make things up.
Other people are experts ⬇️
Other people are experts ⬇️
The very first statute authorizing domestic use of the military during domestic emergencies, enacted in 1792 by a Congress full of the same folks who wrote and ratified the Constitution, expressly provided for judicial review in certain circumstances *before* the President could even send troops.
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Some people just make things up.
Other people are experts ⬇️
Other people are experts ⬇️
while it’s haunting to see this happen in the midway area (where I was born and raised), it sparks an unprecedented level of pride to see Chicagoans stand up for one another like this
our most important calls to action are in our own streets, and our lawful disobedience can save lives 🙌
our most important calls to action are in our own streets, and our lawful disobedience can save lives 🙌
This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
Community action works.
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
October 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
while it’s haunting to see this happen in the midway area (where I was born and raised), it sparks an unprecedented level of pride to see Chicagoans stand up for one another like this
our most important calls to action are in our own streets, and our lawful disobedience can save lives 🙌
our most important calls to action are in our own streets, and our lawful disobedience can save lives 🙌
love Friday nights in 🙂↕️
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
love Friday nights in 🙂↕️
Taylor Swift is an embarrassing CUNT for that diss track that’s a response to another artist talking about how they struggle with comparing themselves with others
“cause it’s a knife when you’re finally on top, because logically the next step is they wanna see you fall to the bottom”
“cause it’s a knife when you’re finally on top, because logically the next step is they wanna see you fall to the bottom”
I can admit when an album’s good, even for artists I don’t like, but anyone who says this showgirl album is anything above mediocre needs to either be mentally evaluated or euthanized
xoxo
xoxo
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Taylor Swift is an embarrassing CUNT for that diss track that’s a response to another artist talking about how they struggle with comparing themselves with others
“cause it’s a knife when you’re finally on top, because logically the next step is they wanna see you fall to the bottom”
“cause it’s a knife when you’re finally on top, because logically the next step is they wanna see you fall to the bottom”
I can admit when an album’s good, even for artists I don’t like, but anyone who says this showgirl album is anything above mediocre needs to either be mentally evaluated or euthanized
xoxo
xoxo
October 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I can admit when an album’s good, even for artists I don’t like, but anyone who says this showgirl album is anything above mediocre needs to either be mentally evaluated or euthanized
xoxo
xoxo
but srsly, not drinking has been… fine? barely noticeable, other than lower tier bars/restaurants having few NA options
no weed, on the other hand, in the year of 2025 in the ‘united’ states… 🪦
no weed, on the other hand, in the year of 2025 in the ‘united’ states… 🪦
jan-mar: sober
apr-sep: no alc
oct-dec: [loading]🤔
apr-sep: no alc
oct-dec: [loading]🤔
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
but srsly, not drinking has been… fine? barely noticeable, other than lower tier bars/restaurants having few NA options
no weed, on the other hand, in the year of 2025 in the ‘united’ states… 🪦
no weed, on the other hand, in the year of 2025 in the ‘united’ states… 🪦
jan-mar: sober
apr-sep: no alc
oct-dec: [loading]🤔
apr-sep: no alc
oct-dec: [loading]🤔
October 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
jan-mar: sober
apr-sep: no alc
oct-dec: [loading]🤔
apr-sep: no alc
oct-dec: [loading]🤔
this friendship genuinely sparks joy 🥹🥰
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
this friendship genuinely sparks joy 🥹🥰
[opinion] Repubs are forcing the gov shutdown (in addition to delaying AZ Rep Grijalva’s swearing in) in hopes that, during that time, the bill can be amended to include favorable language re: the Epstein files prior to Grijalva’s swearing in (expec. Oct 7th) & her decisive vote to release the files
a woman is holding a red megaphone in her hand and talking into it .
ALT: a woman is holding a red megaphone in her hand and talking into it .
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
[opinion] Repubs are forcing the gov shutdown (in addition to delaying AZ Rep Grijalva’s swearing in) in hopes that, during that time, the bill can be amended to include favorable language re: the Epstein files prior to Grijalva’s swearing in (expec. Oct 7th) & her decisive vote to release the files
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
hate to admit it, but I’m *fully invested*
this mess is GOLD 🎰💰 && she blew up her best chance to get back on a recurring reality show cast? && her LIFE’S PURPOSE (other than #SummerMoon☀️🌙 ofc)?! for talking about production so much in *this book*?! Top tier content right here
this mess is GOLD 🎰💰 && she blew up her best chance to get back on a recurring reality show cast? && her LIFE’S PURPOSE (other than #SummerMoon☀️🌙 ofc)?! for talking about production so much in *this book*?! Top tier content right here
started Sheana’s audiobook (for empirical reasons) & in the 1st chapter (post-prologue that teases the new cheating scandal that isn’t new) she comes out as *checks notes* having been bullied in high school for being perceivably white by non-white students?? In a memoir published in the year 2025?!?
September 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
hate to admit it, but I’m *fully invested*
this mess is GOLD 🎰💰 && she blew up her best chance to get back on a recurring reality show cast? && her LIFE’S PURPOSE (other than #SummerMoon☀️🌙 ofc)?! for talking about production so much in *this book*?! Top tier content right here
this mess is GOLD 🎰💰 && she blew up her best chance to get back on a recurring reality show cast? && her LIFE’S PURPOSE (other than #SummerMoon☀️🌙 ofc)?! for talking about production so much in *this book*?! Top tier content right here
started Sheana’s audiobook (for empirical reasons) & in the 1st chapter (post-prologue that teases the new cheating scandal that isn’t new) she comes out as *checks notes* having been bullied in high school for being perceivably white by non-white students?? In a memoir published in the year 2025?!?
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
started Sheana’s audiobook (for empirical reasons) & in the 1st chapter (post-prologue that teases the new cheating scandal that isn’t new) she comes out as *checks notes* having been bullied in high school for being perceivably white by non-white students?? In a memoir published in the year 2025?!?
an unintentionally accurate read of chicago gays 😭😭
Yeah they get weird about it. It’s cool though the Chicago boys need to have something wrong with them to counter all the other things they’ve got going for them.
September 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
an unintentionally accurate read of chicago gays 😭😭
per my last email [post last night]🥲🗯️
Trump’s decision to target former FBI Director James Comey reveals that he will turn on people who’ve benefited him in the past the moment he thinks they have raised a hand against him. And he is willing to use the full power of the US government against people who’ve displeased him.
Comey’s indictment is a warning to the Supreme Court justices
Dear John, Brett, and Amy: If Trump can come for James Comey, he can come for you.
www.vox.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
per my last email [post last night]🥲🗯️