Mikey Chops
@mikeychops.bsky.social
👋 ‘hi it’s me, you’re all in danger’ 🚨
law•music•comp reality tv•nonsense
chicago 🏙️ he/him🕺🏻IG: mikeychops
law•music•comp reality tv•nonsense
chicago 🏙️ he/him🕺🏻IG: mikeychops
microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
microdosing joy & celebrating spo0ky szn this year by spending nearly all of my spare time watching edits of chanel oberlin 🎃😭👸🏼
left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽♀️📝
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
left or right? plz advise 🧔🏽♀️📝
[some] Swifties are so mentally unwell that they will post incomplete/misleading information while simultaneously turning off comments/reskeets, and walk back to their yawn-inducing lives thinking they *really* did something
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
[some] Swifties are so mentally unwell that they will post incomplete/misleading information while simultaneously turning off comments/reskeets, and walk back to their yawn-inducing lives thinking they *really* did something
love Friday nights in 🙂↕️
October 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
love Friday nights in 🙂↕️
this friendship genuinely sparks joy 🥹🥰
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
this friendship genuinely sparks joy 🥹🥰
CORRUPT JUDGES!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!
September 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
CORRUPT JUDGES!!!!!!!!!!! SAD!
reminds me to cancel my Hulu acct & go back to Netflix for gems by @mikeflanaganfilm.com with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social for spo0ky szn 👻🍂😌
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
reminds me to cancel my Hulu acct & go back to Netflix for gems by @mikeflanaganfilm.com with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social for spo0ky szn 👻🍂😌
[turns on ‘ocean eyes’] 🌊
September 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[turns on ‘ocean eyes’] 🌊
It’s funny how “Christians” conveniently forget some of the Commandments at the most opportune times.
Thou shall not lie (or, more accurately put, “shall not bear false witness against your neighbor”)
&& unfortunately for them, I had 12 years of a catholic education, and I actually paid attention
Thou shall not lie (or, more accurately put, “shall not bear false witness against your neighbor”)
&& unfortunately for them, I had 12 years of a catholic education, and I actually paid attention
September 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It’s funny how “Christians” conveniently forget some of the Commandments at the most opportune times.
Thou shall not lie (or, more accurately put, “shall not bear false witness against your neighbor”)
&& unfortunately for them, I had 12 years of a catholic education, and I actually paid attention
Thou shall not lie (or, more accurately put, “shall not bear false witness against your neighbor”)
&& unfortunately for them, I had 12 years of a catholic education, and I actually paid attention
ln’s sleeping arrangements 🛌
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
ln’s sleeping arrangements 🛌
if the city weren’t filled with so many libs and illegals, we’d actually have room for activities!
September 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if the city weren’t filled with so many libs and illegals, we’d actually have room for activities!
don’t forget SCARY too!!!!!
September 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
don’t forget SCARY too!!!!!
couldn’t choose between ‘what’s that noise?’ and the lower-hanging ‘what’s your favorite scary movie?’ 📞
September 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
couldn’t choose between ‘what’s that noise?’ and the lower-hanging ‘what’s your favorite scary movie?’ 📞
seeing the noti that “Mason Voorhees” liked one of these while watching part 3 made me feel like I Beetlejuiced Jason 🏒
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
seeing the noti that “Mason Voorhees” liked one of these while watching part 3 made me feel like I Beetlejuiced Jason 🏒
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
okay FINE I’ll do one more tn 😙
September 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
okay FINE I’ll do one more tn 😙
me with these skeets 💌
September 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
me with these skeets 💌
while admittedly excited to get to his signature hockey mask, I love that this film uses his character not yet having an image as a way to withhold his bag look until his reveal at the start of act 3
September 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
while admittedly excited to get to his signature hockey mask, I love that this film uses his character not yet having an image as a way to withhold his bag look until his reveal at the start of act 3
another point from the doc was that with a larger kill count decreased the space for all of their character dev, so you care less about them. and as my thoughts wonder to characters I care about in this series, I’m nearly giddy at the thought of getting to #1 fav:
September 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
another point from the doc was that with a larger kill count decreased the space for all of their character dev, so you care less about them. and as my thoughts wonder to characters I care about in this series, I’m nearly giddy at the thought of getting to #1 fav:
the nostalgia it strangely brings? 👌
September 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
the nostalgia it strangely brings? 👌
the content I didn’t know I needed
September 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the content I didn’t know I needed
rolling right into part 2
September 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
rolling right into part 2
he hates Chicago so much bc he knows it resolves the generational comparison with NYC and he knows deep down that the former is better, so much so he built his pride and joy here
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
he hates Chicago so much bc he knows it resolves the generational comparison with NYC and he knows deep down that the former is better, so much so he built his pride and joy here
not NOT a Scream movie, so obvi based on their release dates acknowledging which would have inspired the other
‘not directly… but in some six degrees of Kevin Bacon way’
‘not directly… but in some six degrees of Kevin Bacon way’
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
not NOT a Scream movie, so obvi based on their release dates acknowledging which would have inspired the other
‘not directly… but in some six degrees of Kevin Bacon way’
‘not directly… but in some six degrees of Kevin Bacon way’