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Mike
@mikeypro.bsky.social
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White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls (ie perpetual state of suffering). Dad and husband. Simpsons references appreciated and encouraged. He/him
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Lenny in the White House
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Full day of football, let's go Bulldogs!
October 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Sauron
October 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Mark Sanchez after starting a fight with that guy
Quote from man stabbed: What are you gonna do, stab me?
October 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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He did the mash He did the Khlav Kalash
September 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Homer saying "hey I don't remember saying that "
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The Horror of Camp Jellyjam cover Goosebumps book
September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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The Horror of Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book
September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life so far
August 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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How come he don't want me man but Will Smith is a vegetable and Todd Flanders doesn't want any damn vegetables
August 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The CEO and the HR lady in the closet making babies scene from The Simpsons
July 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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John Redcorn and Nancy Gribble seeing Coldplay live
July 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Why now why not 20 years ago
July 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Why now why not 20 years ago?
July 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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And as for your grandma she shouldn't have mouthed off like that
July 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Grampa Joe stands for the first time and probably smelled like piss
July 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I found my new favorite thing
June 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Lionel Hutz changing the business card to say "No! War with Iran"
June 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Lionel Hutz changing the business card to say "No! War with Iran"
June 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Lionel Hutz changing the business card to say "No! War with Iran"
June 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I'm just catching up, what happened?
Krusty announcing the Falkland Islands have been invaded
June 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Marge saying "Labyrinth in 3D is hauntingly beautiful" while David Bowie's 3D bulge is in Homer's face
June 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Legit hate this song
Somebody that I used to know starts playing "Anxiety" Throws headphones
June 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM