actually, im astrid
@mimikyuute.bsky.social
They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
could god grow a dong so large he himself couldn’t jerk it?
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
could god grow a dong so large he himself couldn’t jerk it?
smams: “aaaaWOOOga”
date: hmmm. yeah that’s good.
smams: “humina humina!”
date: nah. not feeling it.
smams: *draws a huge swipe across his clipboard* next… “yowza!!”?
date: hmmm. yeah that’s good.
smams: “humina humina!”
date: nah. not feeling it.
smams: *draws a huge swipe across his clipboard* next… “yowza!!”?
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
smams: “aaaaWOOOga”
date: hmmm. yeah that’s good.
smams: “humina humina!”
date: nah. not feeling it.
smams: *draws a huge swipe across his clipboard* next… “yowza!!”?
date: hmmm. yeah that’s good.
smams: “humina humina!”
date: nah. not feeling it.
smams: *draws a huge swipe across his clipboard* next… “yowza!!”?
grunbo’s popular catchphrase “have a grunbonkular day” has been replaced with “eat taco bell *cocks gun* or else”
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
grunbo’s popular catchphrase “have a grunbonkular day” has been replaced with “eat taco bell *cocks gun* or else”
what!!! you already knew?… where did you acquire this power??
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
what!!! you already knew?… where did you acquire this power??
never. i am x men rogue of mundane abilities. next; i will be able to smell
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
never. i am x men rogue of mundane abilities. next; i will be able to smell
ah. didn’t study i see
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
ah. didn’t study i see
it said “test day” on the whiteboard at the front of the room emma
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
it said “test day” on the whiteboard at the front of the room emma
isn’t there someone u forgot to ask, smams? (emma)
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
isn’t there someone u forgot to ask, smams? (emma)
in addition there should be more characters willing to say “what are you some kind of fucking idiot” when you act like some kind of fucking idiot
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
in addition there should be more characters willing to say “what are you some kind of fucking idiot” when you act like some kind of fucking idiot
translators note: “asp” can be understood as an abbreviation of “alternate side parking.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
translators note: “asp” can be understood as an abbreviation of “alternate side parking.”
what the- how did they get that photo of me
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
what the- how did they get that photo of me
i am almost a decade past that im dinosaur bones
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i am almost a decade past that im dinosaur bones
doodling a snicker, however,,
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
doodling a snicker, however,,
not how i thought id discover im an actual ancient relic
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
not how i thought id discover im an actual ancient relic