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kriz
@mindlessmadhouse.bsky.social
tummy hurt
If you’re not giving your cat 1000 kisses a day why do you even have a cat
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
every time my grandpa sees me he asks me if i’m still generating art on a computer (procreate on my ipad) bro 😭😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
thinking about that one commercial where they set a glass on a memory foam mattress and jumped on it and how i’ve never once needed to do that but im glad for them
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
nobody message me or interact with me
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
hey so: this is a question for girls who date guys with girlfriends.

Why would you date a cheater? They’re literally just gonna cheat on you too…
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
can’t talk rn my hands are covered in mod podge and glitter
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
billie eilish and elon musk having beef was not on my 2025 bingo card but im here for it
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
a smoking game, but i take a hit every time i try to turn a light on while my power is shut offf
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the day snapchat doesn’t exist anymore i’m COOKED
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I still think about Joana Cedia often 😭 I miss her so much
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you would’ve told me 10 years ago we’d be watching gypsy rose blanchard on tiktok live 🤣😭😭
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
common sense is my best accessory
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
a lot of u are mad about the price of eggs but what makes me mad is spending almost $10 on a bag of grapes tbh
October 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
why does the q-tip jump back out of the trash every single time
October 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
when a doctor asks you to list your symptoms in order to get lab orders it sorta feels like they’re just testing your knowledge because what? do you want every symptom i ever have? or just specific to this? Was i supposed to research beforehand?
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
does anyone else cry when they have to leave a message on the phone or am i just built different
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i’d rather sound like a human idiot during an argument than a soulless robot

@ the people who use chat GPT for replies during arguments lol
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the way these line up made me laugh out loud maybe i am just too high tho
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Also most of the people using AI for these dumb ass trends are the same people who genuinely think they’re saving the planet by using paper straws instead of plastic at starbucks
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The recent surge of using AI to do the smallest, most simple tasks is embarassing. What happened to using our brains? We’re gonna get so dumb relying on this shi I swear. What do you mean you can’t do house work without asking chat gpt how to do it? what the fuck?
September 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
lost 60 pounds and rewarded myself with the first mcdonald’s cheeseburger i’ve had in a year and tbh i hated it
September 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
snob artists be like “here’s my sketch for the day”
September 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
can we go back to when yall kept your shitty morals to yourself
September 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
making your own wallpapers >>>
September 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I see more people complaining about the people that are complaining about T swift than I see people actually complaining about T swift
September 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM