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Once drove an Outspan Orange, but doesn't look good in a hat. Away baby, let's go!
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This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I don't think Steve would have sunk so low.
Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Oui
🇫🇷 President Macron: "But I have to say the European Union was stronger with you and you were stronger with the European Union."
July 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hey @autocarofficial.bsky.social, your follower numbers won't go up if you don't post anything. Some of us here are trying to give up on Elon's mouthpiece
June 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The Tories (nasty party) never miss the opportunity to go low
"I'm disappointed by it, to put it mildly."

"I felt the opposition could have just [said]: 'yes, we will all come together behind you'."

Baroness Louise Casey, author of the Government's audit on grooming gangs, condemns the "politicisation" of the conversation.

#Newsnight
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Just had a look at Twitter for the first time in ages. Wow, every 4th post now seems to be an ad for some crap gadget that probably doesn't even exist.
April 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Happy birthday Michael Caine
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
No shit!
Sophy Ridge, "What impact has leaving the EU had on growth?"

Emma Reynolds, "It's been difficult.. We didn't have an oven baked deal.. It was pretty raw in the middle.. It's a botched Brexit deal.. It put up barriers"

"I don't think it has had an overall benefit to growth"
January 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Including this voter, UK Labour 🇪🇺
January 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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I've become slightly obsessed with anachronyms; words that are used in an anachronistic way, by referring to something that was appropriate in a former time.

E.g. to clock in, to film something, to hang up the phone, to dial a number.

I've collected a list.
30 examples of anachronyms - English in Progress
Anachronyms are words that are used “in an anachronistic way, by referring to something in a way that is appropriate only for a former or later time.” (Source) I chanced upon the term through a Reddit...
englishinprogress.net
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
RIP David Lynch

You made me think differently
a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie with white hair
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie with white hair
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey @mclarenf1team.bsky.social, regular posts on here please. Some of us are trying to kick the X/Twitter/Elon habit
January 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Yes!
That is why I am calling on the Government to negotiate this year a brand-new deal with the EU.

Not just tinkering around the edges of the Conservatives’ botched Brexit deal, but agreeing a better deal for Britain. A deal to form a new UK-EU Customs Union by 2030 at the latest.
January 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When will people realise Elon is just Jay from the Inbetweeners
January 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Good to see @laurenlaverne.bsky.social returning to @bbc6music.bsky.social but so disappointed she's replacing @maryannehobbs.bsky.social which had become my fave show
January 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Sunlit uplands!
Tomorrow's Independent front page revealing Brexit's catastrophic cost - five years after the UK left the EU.

- New bureaucracy
- Weaker UK exports
- Labour shortages in key sectors
- Less cash for public services
- Huge divorce bill
- 15% long term hit to UK trade

This is the price of populism.
January 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dyson, a British company, just sent me a happy new year email which used the word ‘gotten’. 🙄

Unsubscribed
January 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
👏 ‘man in red jumper’. Spoken with the clarity many QT panellists could only dream of.
"Migrants, illegal or legal, weren't responsible for austerity. That was the Conservative government. Migrants were not responsible for Brexit. Migrants were not responsible for Liz Truss' failure of leadership."

Brilliant Question Time audience contribution 👏
December 6, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Viewers stunned by new #jaguar
December 3, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Driving a courtesy car with the livery of the accident repair company is the human equivalent of a dog wearing a collar of shame
December 2, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Hey @formula-1.bsky.social some of us have given up on Twitter
November 30, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Is there a more pointless programme than BBC Newswatch? Seems to be a platform for old moaners with too much time on their hands. A BBC spokesman said blah blah.
November 30, 2024 at 7:54 AM