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Trying my best
Only ticked two 🤔
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I'm something of a jerk myself
August 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sincerely who cares
March 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
seriously
January 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Another chart showing multiple waves of covid throughout the year. Nothing about this is seasonal unless you think that breaking up the year into "spring wave", "summer wave", "autumn wave" and "winter wave" is in any way useful
September 28, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Covid is NOT seasonal: chart showing that flu (in blue) is seasononal, with peaks in winter. The red line is covid, showing multiple peaks throughout the year.
September 28, 2024 at 9:44 AM
A MERS cluster of about 80 people in South Korea was caused by a single patient spending 36hrs in a hospital.
September 28, 2024 at 9:37 AM
quote post the fictional character you are in your head
September 4, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Its a bit like this (lol jk it's EXACTLY like this)
www.instagram.com/p/CtuHTf2LA4q/

[Image credit Anna Haifisch]
August 30, 2024 at 12:50 PM
This always makes me cackle

[Credit: Cécile Gariepy]
August 10, 2024 at 6:23 PM
July 15, 2024 at 4:13 PM
June 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Case in point from DuckDuckGo, which is meant to be "better"
January 24, 2024 at 2:12 PM
And finally, we have Henry. Henry is a shy, genius oddball. Intensely private, it's difficult to know whether he is a good guy or a bad guy. Excessively wealthy, educated and deeply alone, with a strange face. Barry Keoghan was wasted in Saltburn (lol), I think he would make a much better Henry
December 24, 2023 at 10:05 AM
Julian has such a small role but such an outsize influence on the plot and other characters that I think he needs to be played by someone with massive amounts of charisma. I would cast either Gillian Anderson, Tom Hiddleston or Andrea Riseborough. They are all cool, calm, aloof and powerful
December 24, 2023 at 10:02 AM
Bunny Corcoran is our unlikable victim/ villain. Charlie Tahan was terrifying in Super Dark Times (next to Owen Campbell) for his unstable and simmering performance. He also has a kind of false bravado fitting of the character.
December 24, 2023 at 9:59 AM
Francis is the quiet, queer neglected child. I wanted someone off-kilter for him, and I think Kodi Smit-McPhee has a wonderfully lost air. Imagine him with auburn hair!
December 24, 2023 at 9:57 AM
Charles is troubled, cruel and controlling, and Freddie Fox has just that kind of entitled rich kid look. I won't lie though, I mostly wanted someone who looked similar to Hunter. Charles is more of a side character, after all
December 24, 2023 at 9:54 AM
Then we have the twins, Charles and Camilla. Icy blonde, enigmatic, a bit too 'close'. I think Hunter Schafer is perfect for Camilla, she is a fantastic combination of vulnerable, delicate and strong.
December 24, 2023 at 9:52 AM
First up we have Richard, our entry into the rarified world of Hampden College. Richard is a sort of everyman, out of his depth and innocent of the excesses of the rich kids around him. I really like Owen Campbell for this, he has such an unassuming, honest look
December 24, 2023 at 9:49 AM
Lol absolutely not
October 13, 2023 at 5:51 PM
The four stages of home-made focaccia:
1. Look at the dough baby getting bigger in its bowl 😍
2. Crispy baby hot out of the oven 🤩
3. EATING!!!!
4. Well now I am sick
July 26, 2023 at 2:03 PM