Minturn Alexander
@minturn-alexander.bsky.social
Left-handed, vaguely ginger. Fluent in both German and Furby. Occasionally amusing. Socialist, Anti-Fascist 🏳️🌈 he/him #BLM ✌🏼
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my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
I'm so feverish and delirious that my audiobook found it's way into my stupour and I dreamt I was an Inuit on the RMS Endurance... Just shivering and sweating in bed in a bathrobe. 😔
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm so feverish and delirious that my audiobook found it's way into my stupour and I dreamt I was an Inuit on the RMS Endurance... Just shivering and sweating in bed in a bathrobe. 😔
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
The IT guy moments before he has to remotely take over my screen to do something extremely simple, for the 6th time this week alone.
pov: im telling u that you’re not actually screen sharing and then u ask if we can all see it now
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The IT guy moments before he has to remotely take over my screen to do something extremely simple, for the 6th time this week alone.
Sorry, ignore me. I wasn't socialised enough as a puppy.
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sorry, ignore me. I wasn't socialised enough as a puppy.
Honestly, so relatable.
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
The intoxicated animal suffered no injuries and was released back into the wild by animal protection once sober.
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Honestly, so relatable.
I went on one date in China Here are the top three comments of the night.
1. You have a melancholic demeanor it is very endearing, a blue face.
2. I am so glad you smell nice, a lot of Westerners smell like beasts.
3. I can tell from your nails that you need to eat more vegetables in your life.
1. You have a melancholic demeanor it is very endearing, a blue face.
2. I am so glad you smell nice, a lot of Westerners smell like beasts.
3. I can tell from your nails that you need to eat more vegetables in your life.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I went on one date in China Here are the top three comments of the night.
1. You have a melancholic demeanor it is very endearing, a blue face.
2. I am so glad you smell nice, a lot of Westerners smell like beasts.
3. I can tell from your nails that you need to eat more vegetables in your life.
1. You have a melancholic demeanor it is very endearing, a blue face.
2. I am so glad you smell nice, a lot of Westerners smell like beasts.
3. I can tell from your nails that you need to eat more vegetables in your life.
I think I downloaded the wrong Wicked movie...
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I think I downloaded the wrong Wicked movie...
Should I.... Join... The Capuchin monks? Pass around party postulant. 🙏🏼
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Should I.... Join... The Capuchin monks? Pass around party postulant. 🙏🏼
RIP Sissi, you'd have hated being the face of a Romanian processed meat brand. X
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
RIP Sissi, you'd have hated being the face of a Romanian processed meat brand. X
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Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
If anyone wants to know what I'm thankful for it's the self-domestication of racoons btw.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American bloomfs. Gobble gobble 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If anyone wants to know what I'm thankful for it's the self-domestication of racoons btw.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American bloomfs. Gobble gobble 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American bloomfs. Gobble gobble 🦃
Popped into WH Smith's to buy a birthday card and tell me why they're selling a 200 page, unofficial fan-mag whose content is just every picture of Pedro Pascal ever taken. It's giving stalker.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Popped into WH Smith's to buy a birthday card and tell me why they're selling a 200 page, unofficial fan-mag whose content is just every picture of Pedro Pascal ever taken. It's giving stalker.
It's that time of year where I remember I can do an amazing impression of boy George in Bandaid's "do they know it's Christmas"
a woman wearing a white sweater with flowers on it is standing in a doorway
ALT: a woman wearing a white sweater with flowers on it is standing in a doorway
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It's that time of year where I remember I can do an amazing impression of boy George in Bandaid's "do they know it's Christmas"
Sometimes, stupid and cute are enough.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sometimes, stupid and cute are enough.
Yes Minushka, husband was just taken to Gulag, but life goes on. Off to buy beets!
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yes Minushka, husband was just taken to Gulag, but life goes on. Off to buy beets!
The weather app is telling me it's snowing, but my eyes are telling me it's not - hard to know who to believe.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The weather app is telling me it's snowing, but my eyes are telling me it's not - hard to know who to believe.
Archie has been up my ass all day, not letting me move, breathe or live at all. I was like "urgh why are you so obsessed with me!" Then I realised I am his world, I'm his Beyoncé, this little gay dog thinks I'm a diva and it really gave me strength to have another nap.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Archie has been up my ass all day, not letting me move, breathe or live at all. I was like "urgh why are you so obsessed with me!" Then I realised I am his world, I'm his Beyoncé, this little gay dog thinks I'm a diva and it really gave me strength to have another nap.
I really want to befriend the local group of crows (there should be a word for that) who live in my garden, but I'm kind of shy and don't want to make the first move, I'm scared of their rejection.
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I really want to befriend the local group of crows (there should be a word for that) who live in my garden, but I'm kind of shy and don't want to make the first move, I'm scared of their rejection.
She running up that hill
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
She running up that hill
Honestly, nothing beats being a Catholic child at Christmas time. The excitement, the fear the shame the incense it was great. Take me back
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Honestly, nothing beats being a Catholic child at Christmas time. The excitement, the fear the shame the incense it was great. Take me back
Built for snuggles, but kept given struggles 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Built for snuggles, but kept given struggles 🥺
I've finally reached the age where new slang enrages me. I hate, hate hate "cracked"
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I've finally reached the age where new slang enrages me. I hate, hate hate "cracked"
