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hayley 🎃🦇👻
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🏳️‍⚧️ subbucal gal 🏳️‍⚧️

product design // psychology // writing
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garfield park conservatory. i see you. i respect you.
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The amount of time it takes to grade an essay like this, and to justify the score you give it so you can defend yourself later in the dean's office, is insane.

And because you can't know which student will be the one to complain and go public, you have to give the same attention to all of them.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
moreover this is point #5000 on why unis are incentivized to get out of state applicants when they’re otherwise dealing with complete dumbasses
lots of people write an essay the night before it was due, but most students have enough discernment to not submit it to a newspaper with enough detail that proves the prof right
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
lots of people write an essay the night before it was due, but most students have enough discernment to not submit it to a newspaper with enough detail that proves the prof right
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
this has been.. an incredibly boring 2nd half
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
sure there are negative side effects as society loses itself of gatekeepers that provided a shared understanding of the world, but i support the us becoming free from the plague of snl
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
alright im trying poached chicken later. im either gunna be furious i was bamboozled or this will change everything
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
bedtime is authoritarianism therefore private company blocking sunlight is freedom
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
hmm i wonder what occurred between 1945 November 20 and
1946 October 1
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
it’s cool that even thought i did lots of things i like about this town today my brain decided it’s still best to secrete the depression juices
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
is the ‘i will possess your heart’ mv by death cab for cutie supposed to be like the european sequence in rules of attraction that didn’t suit the rest of the film
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
today we are presented with the rare opportunity that a college sport forum may have an extremely funny politics section

unfortunately the likelihood of slurs remains high
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
leo is from chicago.. where’s the breakbeat, the footwork,, the people aint dancing!!!
I WANT TO GO TO POPE RAVE
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i thought more people knew about the ‘smile and chuckle amiably’ technique

maybe it’s just a cultural white ppl dallasite thing because they only really care about perceived funness
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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They left after a while i guess? I dont know man this shit is so dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
surely i’d regret posting any initial impressions about Dorley Hall but the beginning of it has a lot of cute moments
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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thanks for the offer but i’m holding out for the 100 year mortgage
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
mary shelley mentions prometheus and paradise lost but those were supposed to be mysterious references that were only written decades after. don’t let such parables stop <jeff bezos> from naming a project ‘prometheus’ as that is folly

the information ecosystem is dangerous, do your research
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
thanks for the offer but i’m holding out for the 100 year mortgage
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
in honour of mary shelley, remember to ingest enough laudanum to become scared of boobies whilst watching frankenstein. it’s what she would have wanted
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
guillermo del toro’s saga of explicit symbolism of puberty and sex marches evermore
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
last week someone a bit older than me complimented me at work because they were jealous of of my ability to, ‘not react when higher ups decide to be difficult in large meetings’

Buddy, and i cannot emphasize this enough, Nooooo
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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let’s go girl bosses rise up
April 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM