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@miracleprxnce.bsky.social
“Make way for the Shellcore Master!” Chaosverse Role-Parody of the infamous Alex Kidd! [EST and Minor Friendly!]
Last seen wandering through #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺…
Last seen wandering through #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺…
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{THEY CAME FROM THE CHAOSVERSE!}
>[Recent Cases]
>[The Miracle Files]
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>[The Miracle Files]
Investigate the Case? >[Yes] [No]
"Oh, good idea.! I should probably use the Bolt Blasters and save the Dark Cannon for later."
🪽❝Or at least throw him anything lightning related.❞
"I'm really going to enjoy shooting him with the Dark Cannon more than I thought."
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oh, good idea.! I should probably use the Bolt Blasters and save the Dark Cannon for later."
"I'm really going to enjoy shooting him with the Dark Cannon more than I thought."
fit against towards one another.❞
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"I'm really going to enjoy shooting him with the Dark Cannon more than I thought."
"That's the first time I ever heard about it too, like I don't even know who this guy is-
Hang on, he's a creep?"
Hang on, he's a creep?"
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"That's the first time I ever heard about it too, like I don't even know who this guy is-
Hang on, he's a creep?"
Hang on, he's a creep?"
"I've been itching to get my hands on that dumb Yogi wannabe from the moment I heard they were trying to take the SEGA Mascot title.!
I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"
I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"I've been itching to get my hands on that dumb Yogi wannabe from the moment I heard they were trying to take the SEGA Mascot title.!
I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"
I've been waiting over thirty years for a chance like this- I'M NOT LETTING A BOUNCY BALL BEAR TAKE IT FROM ME-"
"HECK YEAH, LET ME JOIN!"
🪽❝I never want to say this, but I’m afraid we’re going to have to destroy this bear.❞
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"HECK YEAH, LET ME JOIN!"
"No you don't, you paper-stuffed husk of a rodent, this is from Super Smash Bros.
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"No you don't, you paper-stuffed husk of a rodent, this is from Super Smash Bros.
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
At least do some research on thi- oh wait, I just remembered you're a corporate slop machine who doesn't care about information."
"THEY BETTER."
“Alex, you’re like.. one of the first ever Sega characters.
It’d be CRAZY if the invite everyone but you.
Especially since you need it in this day and age.
Sega DID say they were bringing old I.Ps. This could be a perfect chance.”
It’d be CRAZY if the invite everyone but you.
Especially since you need it in this day and age.
Sega DID say they were bringing old I.Ps. This could be a perfect chance.”
"I've sent about 50 letters to multiple SEGA districts and so help me if I don't get in there will be Hellfire to pay."
.. well there we go.
.. well there we go.
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"THEY BETTER."
"While I'm awake, here's a tip when dealing with your enemies: Never let them know your next move.
.... which is why I have a ton of overpowered items stashed away in a bundle locked in a treasure chest that often organize and add to, all while laughing..
[=>]
.... which is why I have a ton of overpowered items stashed away in a bundle locked in a treasure chest that often organize and add to, all while laughing..
[=>]
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"While I'm awake, here's a tip when dealing with your enemies: Never let them know your next move.
.... which is why I have a ton of overpowered items stashed away in a bundle locked in a treasure chest that often organize and add to, all while laughing..
[=>]
.... which is why I have a ton of overpowered items stashed away in a bundle locked in a treasure chest that often organize and add to, all while laughing..
[=>]
"I've sent about 50 letters to multiple SEGA districts and so help me if I don't get in there will be Hellfire to pay."
.. well there we go.
.. well there we go.
“..yeah, uh.. you do that.
On another hand, Crossworlds “free update characters” roster is still opened.
Maybe you can get an invitation.”
Just make it as positive as he can.
This guy needs it.
“..there..
There’s your.. publicity?”
On another hand, Crossworlds “free update characters” roster is still opened.
Maybe you can get an invitation.”
Just make it as positive as he can.
This guy needs it.
“..there..
There’s your.. publicity?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"I've sent about 50 letters to multiple SEGA districts and so help me if I don't get in there will be Hellfire to pay."
.. well there we go.
.. well there we go.
".
Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"
Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
".
Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"
Sorry, had to suppress an intrusive thought about setting a tree on fire, how we doing- what's going on?"
"I'll make everyone know me one way or another."
Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-
Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"I'll make everyone know me one way or another."
Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-
Kidd, let's not start considering the Murder Attempt Plans- wait who said that who mentioned possible murder-
"All good things come to an end eventually...
All it takes is the right push to kickstart it early.."
All it takes is the right push to kickstart it early.."
“Alex, you’re in a age where Sonic has
-A successful racing game
-A successful line of movies
- merchandise
- events based on him
-brought a lot of people together
-exponential wealth
Sabotaging the fourth movie wouldn’t do anything at this point-“
-A successful racing game
-A successful line of movies
- merchandise
- events based on him
-brought a lot of people together
-exponential wealth
Sabotaging the fourth movie wouldn’t do anything at this point-“
"You think I can make SEGA focus on me and the others if I sabotage the Sonic 4 movie..?
... you think I can swap the script out with a fanfic? Would that work?"
... you think I can swap the script out with a fanfic? Would that work?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"All good things come to an end eventually...
All it takes is the right push to kickstart it early.."
All it takes is the right push to kickstart it early.."
And you can get when everyone else is gone, he's going to take a very disrespectful picture of him at his grave.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And you can get when everyone else is gone, he's going to take a very disrespectful picture of him at his grave.
"Don't tell SEGA, but I hired a friend of mine to pop the Sonic Balloon.
So long as I can still hate, I'll make sure it won't fly for as long as I can."
So long as I can still hate, I'll make sure it won't fly for as long as I can."
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Don't tell SEGA, but I hired a friend of mine to pop the Sonic Balloon.
So long as I can still hate, I'll make sure it won't fly for as long as I can."
So long as I can still hate, I'll make sure it won't fly for as long as I can."
"You think I can make SEGA focus on me and the others if I sabotage the Sonic 4 movie..?
... you think I can swap the script out with a fanfic? Would that work?"
... you think I can swap the script out with a fanfic? Would that work?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"You think I can make SEGA focus on me and the others if I sabotage the Sonic 4 movie..?
... you think I can swap the script out with a fanfic? Would that work?"
... you think I can swap the script out with a fanfic? Would that work?"
"May I suggest Jingle Bell Rock?"
“Look guys, I know Christmas is gonna arrive, but can we play another Christmas song that isn’t Mariah Carey?”
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"May I suggest Jingle Bell Rock?"
"That's it, I'm getting the Home-Run Bat."
Do I own this wedding you guys mentioned?
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
"That's it, I'm getting the Home-Run Bat."
"Gah, this is why I'm mostly by myself.
‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say.
I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."
‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say.
I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"Gah, this is why I'm mostly by myself.
‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say.
I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."
‘Duuhhh, look at this idiot. Can't beat Sonic, can't beat anyone,’ that's what they always say.
I'll show them. With all the items I named from other games? They won't know what HIT 'EM."
"AMIGA.
I. DON'T CARE.
END OF STORY."
He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.
I. DON'T CARE.
END OF STORY."
He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"AMIGA.
I. DON'T CARE.
END OF STORY."
He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.
I. DON'T CARE.
END OF STORY."
He's already heading off, Dark Gun in hands.
"Amiga the more you try to stop me only makes me want to beat that guy up even more, I hope you realize that."
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Amiga the more you try to stop me only makes me want to beat that guy up even more, I hope you realize that."
"I got Assist Trophies, he ain't special."
“He has a Persona.”
"Amiga you know damn well I'll deal with whoever I gotta go through just to make sure that hedgehog feels the same pain I felt- what's that dumb bear gonna do against this thing? Stand up and back away? Do a silly dance?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"I got Assist Trophies, he ain't special."
"Amiga you know damn well I'll deal with whoever I gotta go through just to make sure that hedgehog feels the same pain I felt- what's that dumb bear gonna do against this thing? Stand up and back away? Do a silly dance?"
“At least the Jack Brothers DEFINED our next door neighbors and are doing their own thing compared to other Monster Taming mascots.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DEAL WITH THE BEAR FROM RISE-SENPAI’S HOMETOWN?!”
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DEAL WITH THE BEAR FROM RISE-SENPAI’S HOMETOWN?!”
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"Amiga you know damn well I'll deal with whoever I gotta go through just to make sure that hedgehog feels the same pain I felt- what's that dumb bear gonna do against this thing? Stand up and back away? Do a silly dance?"
"I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE THE JACK BROTHERS OR A ELDRITCH BEING, AMIGA, 30+ YEARS OF PREPARATION WILL NOT GO TO WASTE BECAUSE OF A RANDOM NOBODY FROM ATLUS-"
“Yeah, good luck dealing with that skirt-chasing bear...”
Where did he get the Dark Cannon? FROM SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL?!
"They won't anymore, not when I get my hands on them."
"They won't anymore, not when I get my hands on them."
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE THE JACK BROTHERS OR A ELDRITCH BEING, AMIGA, 30+ YEARS OF PREPARATION WILL NOT GO TO WASTE BECAUSE OF A RANDOM NOBODY FROM ATLUS-"
🕵️ {Following count looked a bit off but I fixed it
Balance has been restored once more)
Balance has been restored once more)
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🕵️ {Following count looked a bit off but I fixed it
Balance has been restored once more)
Balance has been restored once more)
Where did he get the Dark Cannon? FROM SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL?!
"They won't anymore, not when I get my hands on them."
"They won't anymore, not when I get my hands on them."
“I hate to break it to you, Alex-san.
Unfortunately, one of the next door neighbors from ATLUS is calling dibs to take over Sonic’s place....”
Unfortunately, one of the next door neighbors from ATLUS is calling dibs to take over Sonic’s place....”
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Where did he get the Dark Cannon? FROM SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL?!
"They won't anymore, not when I get my hands on them."
"They won't anymore, not when I get my hands on them."