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mirkwooddruid.bsky.social
Haley🌿🏹🦌
@mirkwooddruid.bsky.social
another forest hermit from the pacific northwest
Catching up on the last two seasons of Outlander, I guess there’s one last one coming spring. I don’t wish to sit through all the SA scenes for a rewatch ever but when it’s not one of them, I’ve missed this show actually. I keep focusing on all the clothes and food and forests and curly hair.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
me: “why do people keep avoiding eye contact with me why are men glaring at me why do the cute checker girls at the store look afraid of me I swear I am sweet!!”

my eyebrows:
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nothing makes me feel more put together as an adult than noticing how many grown ass people do not wash their freaking hands
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Finding out disabilities or mental illnesses and other diagnoses a loved one has and doing research on it to be better supportive and understanding/empathetic as they cope with it is one of my love languages
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“hate-following” in your 30s and 40s is embarrassing man even the biggest most obnoxious hater I knew was smart enough to block and mute anyone that annoyed him
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Just realized I’m one of those people who can’t tell someone is flirting with me unless they lay it on dummy thick
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I call the cat squirrel sometimes because of his colorings and his fur texture. He scared me and I just went to call him squirrel and kid at the same time and called him squid.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Damn mom wiped out everything on my wishlist (mostly necessities - pants, shampoo, conditioner, leave in, a similar olive green dress, a game and 2 books) except the brown dress and ankle length hooded cardigan I found. What a life saver I love my mom.

(This is a brag post about my birth giver)
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’m bleeding and hormonal and all I want is a dirt cake Ben and Jerry’s and I can’t afford one. This is so misogynistic.
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What the hell is wrong with my cat?? Weird little creature
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’ve been thinking about it all year anyway since mom got me the 1st sweater for Christmas last year but the way Derek acts up whenever I post or send him a pic in dark brown is assuring me again that I want to find and wear more dark brown
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My sister left so I went in her room where I’m not allowed bc I wanted to see the cats and Theo started rubbing his face on my toes
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by Haley🌿🏹🦌
#deer 🦌
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I AM THANKFUL FOR AUTUMN RAIN
a man with curly hair is laying on the ground in the woods and says mushrooms !
ALT: a man with curly hair is laying on the ground in the woods and says mushrooms !
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November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My nephew asked me to draw 15 hearts and teach him how to draw one and we ended up with a butt
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Karma wouldn’t stop talking and I said “Santa only comes for quiet girls” and mom said “well that rules you out” (I’m a yapper once I’m comfortable enough with you)
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just got to my mom’s and this thing got so excited she peed herself and now she’s guarding me while it’s my turn 😭💚
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s too bad Spyro enter the dragonfly is like the worst game ever and a stain on the spyro legacy cause the aesthetic of honey marsh is so cozy to me. At least we have honey speedway in spyro 3.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In a few hours I get to snuggle my dog and hug my mom and this time tomorrow I get to eat a juicy flavorful turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy and nobody can stop me from being STOKED
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If I act like a smug, bitter, misanthropic, petty edgelord when I’m 35 just take me out back and tell me bout the rabbits
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Can you block back people who blocked you on here or is it like Twitter was? I can’t remember which app lets you mutually block someone
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oh. That’s how I could manipulate myself into not hating grocery shopping anymore… treasure hunting. A scavenger hunt. Derek’s dad tricks to make mundane things fun work on me more than his kid lmao. I loved when we had scavenger hunts in elementary school.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I hope mother lets me, the only not a mom in the family, make the moms pudding again
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
he hates having his picture taken
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Thursday I complained to my mom that he never sleeps on my bed anymore and then he immediately said he wanted on my lap and I let him and now this has been my life the past few days I just hold him as long as my arms can handle it or I am a bed
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM