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@mis.mmmatch.es
Internet pig (/chicken/cow/etc), mess maker, dignity undoer, embarrassment enthusiast, slop connoisseur. He/him.
The messier/shinier/crinklier/IRLer side of @mmmatch.es • 18+ only • reposts are fine
The messier/shinier/crinklier/IRLer side of @mmmatch.es • 18+ only • reposts are fine
nvm, answered my own question
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
nvm, answered my own question
Another repost from Old Site that has now become a real threat
October 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Another repost from Old Site that has now become a real threat
What should I do with these
September 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What should I do with these
I keep forgetting to post these, but here's a bonus post-dog set
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I keep forgetting to post these, but here's a bonus post-dog set
Modern problems require modern solutions
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Modern problems require modern solutions
Good dogs get a treat
September 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Good dogs get a treat
Shaving cream is great, especially if you lean more towards pies than slime, because it’s relatively cheap and super easy to clean. On that same note, shower/tub is a good spot for trying stuff!
With any substance, start small first to get a sense of how it feels and how hard it is to clean up 👍
With any substance, start small first to get a sense of how it feels and how hard it is to clean up 👍
September 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Shaving cream is great, especially if you lean more towards pies than slime, because it’s relatively cheap and super easy to clean. On that same note, shower/tub is a good spot for trying stuff!
With any substance, start small first to get a sense of how it feels and how hard it is to clean up 👍
With any substance, start small first to get a sense of how it feels and how hard it is to clean up 👍
The cats can’t be on the balcony unattended because they keep trying to climb up and stand on top of the railing 😬
September 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The cats can’t be on the balcony unattended because they keep trying to climb up and stand on top of the railing 😬
None at all! (Jk they’re fine)
September 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
None at all! (Jk they’re fine)
Sure, but they’re so far out of my wheelhouse that the risk of encountering them in the first place is super low.
I definitely strongly prefer an encounter that feels like it comes from a place of affection rather than malice, so do with that what you will.
I definitely strongly prefer an encounter that feels like it comes from a place of affection rather than malice, so do with that what you will.
September 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Sure, but they’re so far out of my wheelhouse that the risk of encountering them in the first place is super low.
I definitely strongly prefer an encounter that feels like it comes from a place of affection rather than malice, so do with that what you will.
I definitely strongly prefer an encounter that feels like it comes from a place of affection rather than malice, so do with that what you will.
Not really, but I tend to be pretty cautious. If anything it’s just the cleanup that presents an occasional obstacle.
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Not really, but I tend to be pretty cautious. If anything it’s just the cleanup that presents an occasional obstacle.
Shaving cream: a few dozen
Actual: not enough
Actual: not enough
September 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Shaving cream: a few dozen
Actual: not enough
Actual: not enough
They know who they are 😉
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
They know who they are 😉
Obsessed with the idea of being led out to a muddy field or pit and then just forced to roll around for the entertainment of whoever brought me there
September 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Obsessed with the idea of being led out to a muddy field or pit and then just forced to roll around for the entertainment of whoever brought me there