once you read @swordsjew.bsky.social's book everything about this kind of whackadoo stuff makes sense

picturing a room of children pounding on surfaces and chanting in unison SPINES SPINES SPINES

you just know this bozo is going to say he "discovered" these in an "archive" all by himself without crediting you, the collection, or the library

my husband and I are hypercompetitive about who can give each other the most thoughtful gift and I really knocked it out of the park this year by getting him a woodworking workshop class - take that, sucker

can we contribute???