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missmjoy.bsky.social
mj neuenschwander
@missmjoy.bsky.social
I don’t wanna brag, but Us Weekly once described me as “up for anything”
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she/her
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“I think a bloater is scarier than a man ACTUALLY” dawg the worst thing a bloater can do is kill me
April 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
meanwhile I’m like but ew there’s teeth
February 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
yes this is partially because i have a scream that’s distinctive enough for someone to pick it out on a roller coaster of screaming people. also a girl behind me at hhn one year told me she really liked my scream after we left the house . so. just saying.
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
if Sebastian Stan spoke to me when I was grocery shopping in my pjs I would truly die of embarrassment
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
eli took good pictures of me & now I’m putting them everywhere . nurse she’s out again.
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
anyway do I post this on my story
February 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the only white tank top I own I literally only have because of my little final girl photoshoot
February 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
update for the team Eli went & got me cocoa pebbles & when I tell you I was just tweaking with excitement !!!
February 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM