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Sam 🔞
@misterbaman.bsky.social
26 | Pan | he/him | Often NSFW | Dead Dove Enjoyer | Multishipper trash | Self-shipping Enjoyer | Minors DNI

I'm the guy that you remember seeing and then instantly forgetting about. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
Whatever it takes. At any cost.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm feasting so good
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We were so robbed
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Straight up BroTP material right here.
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Vox's hate boner for Alastor exceeds all else. No better way to get back at Vox than to just let Alastor speak.
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
That's absolutely the case. Dude was sitting right next to her, she was already angry at Vox, he's not super mobile in his current state. That very much reads as the only real possibility.
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
God they would have such a great sitcom dynamic. I love them so much.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you use Chrome, you can turn off graphics acceleration and that sidesteps the black screen entirely.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I remember seeing what I'm guessing is the post that inspired this and thinking "very impressive how you managed to fit so much wrong in so few words".
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy birth!
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Never would've thought that the guy who's entire identity is vintage shit would get along with the social media influencer, but juicy gossip has a way of uniting us all.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM