Hermione, Texas Granger
@misterfungi.bsky.social
these are not the lyrics. the hippo does not eat her.
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
these are not the lyrics. the hippo does not eat her.
i had an opinion, so I asked grok if i was right, and it agreed with me. therefore, i must be right
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
i had an opinion, so I asked grok if i was right, and it agreed with me. therefore, i must be right
has it really been that long?
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
has it really been that long?
mixed this with sprite but it wasn’t great. any other ideas?
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
mixed this with sprite but it wasn’t great. any other ideas?
also, literally any song on this album
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
also, literally any song on this album
it was a small new wave day for me at the thrift shop
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
it was a small new wave day for me at the thrift shop
i’m gonna assume i already knew this but had blocked it from my memory
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i’m gonna assume i already knew this but had blocked it from my memory
look, i'm like 100% sure that if he was on the speed dial it would be listed as "TRUMP," but still...
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
look, i'm like 100% sure that if he was on the speed dial it would be listed as "TRUMP," but still...
dorks.
at least the feed’s working well today
at least the feed’s working well today
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
dorks.
at least the feed’s working well today
at least the feed’s working well today
thinking of checking out one of those trendy historical miniseries i keep hearing about
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
thinking of checking out one of those trendy historical miniseries i keep hearing about
my entire feed has gone Giancarlo
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
my entire feed has gone Giancarlo
DuckDuckGo not doing much better
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
DuckDuckGo not doing much better
sure it’s 40 degrees out, but the water looked so nice
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
sure it’s 40 degrees out, but the water looked so nice
metal detecting find of the day - sterling silver parasol handle from the 1800s. a bit of damage but not bad for being buried 100+ years
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
metal detecting find of the day - sterling silver parasol handle from the 1800s. a bit of damage but not bad for being buried 100+ years
we doing happy birds?
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
we doing happy birds?
nothing yet, still waiting.
then one of the last good cups of coffee before i go to my parents place and have the worst cup in the world. somehow they keep getting worse at it
then one of the last good cups of coffee before i go to my parents place and have the worst cup in the world. somehow they keep getting worse at it
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
nothing yet, still waiting.
then one of the last good cups of coffee before i go to my parents place and have the worst cup in the world. somehow they keep getting worse at it
then one of the last good cups of coffee before i go to my parents place and have the worst cup in the world. somehow they keep getting worse at it
also, pictures don’t do them justice but i cannot recommend tru-tone bulbs enough. everything i put up so far is from them. totally worth the money, just be sure to buy them well in advance.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
also, pictures don’t do them justice but i cannot recommend tru-tone bulbs enough. everything i put up so far is from them. totally worth the money, just be sure to buy them well in advance.
phase 1 complete
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
phase 1 complete
uh oh i’d better sit down for this one
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
uh oh i’d better sit down for this one
this one is very funny to me
“it can’t be a bubble if businesses are falling for it”
“it can’t be a bubble if businesses are falling for it”
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
this one is very funny to me
“it can’t be a bubble if businesses are falling for it”
“it can’t be a bubble if businesses are falling for it”
