@mj099.bsky.social
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Turns out, this MAGA thing is a real pain in the ass.
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mj099.bsky.social
Now I need some Funyuns.
mj099.bsky.social
Ha! …legal…

good one.
mj099.bsky.social
All MSM is owned by CEO money whores…and trump is money.
He needs to be protected until he holds no monetary value to them.
They’ll burn him to ash as soon as THAT is where the new money is to be made.
Not a second sooner, not a second later.
mj099.bsky.social
Me too. But my “believe it when I see it” attitude keeps my hopes pretty close to the ground.

(…that would be glorious though, wouldn’t it.)
mj099.bsky.social
Gotta keep earning those corporate guys more of that money they seem to need.
mj099.bsky.social
Ya don’t wanna jump into these things willy-nilly.
Careful consideration is prudent here.

A nap is EXACTLY what’s needed now.
mj099.bsky.social
Then the Dems better damned well get to the indie voters before FOX does and set this record straight.

Are they still doing town halls in red districts? I’m not hearing that anymore.
Are they still telling voters that THEY’RE wrong? or are they starting to LISTEN.
Are they still arrogant and lazy?
mj099.bsky.social
Well….about that….

trump’s not much of a Constitution follower.

He claims it’s a little too restricting.

SCOTUS sez he can ignore that part of his oath.
You know…”prez buisness”.
mj099.bsky.social
Well, maybe SCOTUS….

…oh yeah.
Nevermind.
mj099.bsky.social
thune is the new rubio…yes?
mj099.bsky.social
CNN erased that so, you know…
It never happened.

A do-over or a mulligan, maybe a rehearsal.
They’ll keep practicing till they get it right.
mj099.bsky.social
US catholics and christians do it different.
If you’re poor here, it’s your own fault and you should burn in hell.

It’s a pretty simple rule to follow.
mj099.bsky.social
The fake christian speaker thinks we don’t know he’s lying.

Why don’t we just take it from here MSM? We’re not beholden to any shareholders.
mj099.bsky.social
This lil’ guy is having his moment. 😆
mj099.bsky.social
trump must be IMPOSSIBLE to work with.

Backstabbing, undercutting,
double-crossing, abandoning….

It MUST BE impossible.

There’s yer guy MAGA.
Protector of pedophiles.
Go ahead, put his face on the currency.
mj099.bsky.social
I really worry that we’re getting used to this shit.

Kinda like mass shootings.
mj099.bsky.social
They’ll cave.
And just in the nick of time.
mj099.bsky.social
Are people falling for this
anti antifa bullshit?

Isn’t EVERYBODY antifa?

Are the MAGAs pulling off ANOTHER labeling scam?
mj099.bsky.social
Sooo…..
Is it now illegal to be anti fascist?
mj099.bsky.social
Yer gonna f ck us aren’tcha
SCOTUS.

We’re not gonna get to vote at the midterms, are we.

These pricks are gonna make up a story, and yer gonna green lite the martial law…right?

YOURE going to fuck us, aren’t you?
mj099.bsky.social
Add war crimes to the list.
mj099.bsky.social
Jeezus!
Wouldn’t that be fantastic?

(…I’m afraid I’ve turned into a bit of a “believe it when I see it” guy tho.)