Emkai Sea
@mkaic.blog
machine learning researcher. 23. she/they. i like making crazy new kinds of neural networks and delude myself into believing that one day one of them will beat the SOTA.
calling someone toxic like bitch are you a vampire bc you seem incapable of reflection
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
calling someone toxic like bitch are you a vampire bc you seem incapable of reflection
guy who watches asmr on 2x speed so he can relax twice as fast
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
guy who watches asmr on 2x speed so he can relax twice as fast
been vocal stimming off of "heels, nails, blade, mascara — fit check for my napalm era" nonstop for the past week please someone send help
September 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
been vocal stimming off of "heels, nails, blade, mascara — fit check for my napalm era" nonstop for the past week please someone send help
wizard conjuring a chair that has awful far-right political views be like: bench appear-o
August 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
wizard conjuring a chair that has awful far-right political views be like: bench appear-o
hear me out: what if someone with name Theodore. but is also girl. girl Theodore. watch this space.
August 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hear me out: what if someone with name Theodore. but is also girl. girl Theodore. watch this space.
policy proposal: require all ad-funded companies to offer a paid ad-free version of their product, like YouTube Premium. The fact that you can't pay for ad-free TikTok or ad-free Instagram is ludicrous.
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
policy proposal: require all ad-funded companies to offer a paid ad-free version of their product, like YouTube Premium. The fact that you can't pay for ad-free TikTok or ad-free Instagram is ludicrous.
i aspire to one day match the facebook-mom energy of fantasy writers who write coffee into their fictional universe and then make all their characters exclusively refer to it as "brown morning potion" or something like that
August 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i aspire to one day match the facebook-mom energy of fantasy writers who write coffee into their fictional universe and then make all their characters exclusively refer to it as "brown morning potion" or something like that
a lot to learn here
moomins are almost an antithesis of pikmins, yet at the end of the day they're both "min". a lot to learn here
July 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
a lot to learn here
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Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
July 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.
Repost if you agree.
Repost if you agree.
am i crazy or is all our energy nuclear energy? hydro, wind, fossil fuels, tidal? all forms of indirect solar power, and the sun is a fusion reactor. and then there's geothermal, which is *also* nuclear bc the heat of the earth's interior comes from radioactive decay iirc???
July 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
am i crazy or is all our energy nuclear energy? hydro, wind, fossil fuels, tidal? all forms of indirect solar power, and the sun is a fusion reactor. and then there's geothermal, which is *also* nuclear bc the heat of the earth's interior comes from radioactive decay iirc???
hey girl are you affordable public transportation in the form of light passenger rail? because I'd love to see more of you 😏
July 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hey girl are you affordable public transportation in the form of light passenger rail? because I'd love to see more of you 😏
if you like the HTTYD reboot, great! i don't wish you or the creators any ill will.
but please understand: i will not watch it. i am very certain that the only thing watching it would do for me is diminish the original. and i have no desire to tarnish some of my fondest childhood memories.
but please understand: i will not watch it. i am very certain that the only thing watching it would do for me is diminish the original. and i have no desire to tarnish some of my fondest childhood memories.
June 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
if you like the HTTYD reboot, great! i don't wish you or the creators any ill will.
but please understand: i will not watch it. i am very certain that the only thing watching it would do for me is diminish the original. and i have no desire to tarnish some of my fondest childhood memories.
but please understand: i will not watch it. i am very certain that the only thing watching it would do for me is diminish the original. and i have no desire to tarnish some of my fondest childhood memories.
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THIS x 1,000,000. Honestly I don’t know who this person is (this clip popped up on social media) but I would vote for them tomorrow.
June 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
THIS x 1,000,000. Honestly I don’t know who this person is (this clip popped up on social media) but I would vote for them tomorrow.
gonna sell hypermasculinely-packaged Extra Chad Olive Oil to the supplementbros, joe rogan endorsement imminent
June 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
gonna sell hypermasculinely-packaged Extra Chad Olive Oil to the supplementbros, joe rogan endorsement imminent
fuck trump.
fuck ICE.
fuck fascism.
we are a country of immigrants.
fuck ICE.
fuck fascism.
we are a country of immigrants.
June 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
fuck trump.
fuck ICE.
fuck fascism.
we are a country of immigrants.
fuck ICE.
fuck fascism.
we are a country of immigrants.
the "30 second cinematic coffee making montage that's wholly irrelevant to the rest of the video" thing that some youtubers do lowkey pisses me off
June 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the "30 second cinematic coffee making montage that's wholly irrelevant to the rest of the video" thing that some youtubers do lowkey pisses me off
not many feelings as satisfying as quitting Microsoft Teams
June 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
not many feelings as satisfying as quitting Microsoft Teams
i've been saying this since like 2021. any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. people will absolutely worship ai gods in the future. i don't LIKE it but i am convinced it WILL happen.
There is zero ZEROOO doubt in my mind that AI cults are going to be huge. I don't mean, like, "I LOVE AI SAM ALTMAN IS SENPAI" I mean like, "I have used AI to tap into the deep secrets of the ancient, forgotten texts that tell the future and it tells me that /you/ have been /chosen/...to follow me."
May 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i've been saying this since like 2021. any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. people will absolutely worship ai gods in the future. i don't LIKE it but i am convinced it WILL happen.
lewis and clark but they're gay
May 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
lewis and clark but they're gay
If Kilmar Abrego Garcia makes it home safe (and I hope he does), he's going to make a motherfucking *fortune* on the movie adaptation rights to his story.
May 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If Kilmar Abrego Garcia makes it home safe (and I hope he does), he's going to make a motherfucking *fortune* on the movie adaptation rights to his story.
i keep Never Gonna Give You Up bookmarked in my browser so i can quickly pull it up in the event of a scam call.
May 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i keep Never Gonna Give You Up bookmarked in my browser so i can quickly pull it up in the event of a scam call.
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
new word proposal: "everepically", portmanteau of "ever" and "epically" and meaning "cool in an ongoing manner"
"The everepically-named Folk Bitch Trio just released a new song, did you hear it yet?"
"The everepically-named Folk Bitch Trio just released a new song, did you hear it yet?"
April 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
new word proposal: "everepically", portmanteau of "ever" and "epically" and meaning "cool in an ongoing manner"
"The everepically-named Folk Bitch Trio just released a new song, did you hear it yet?"
"The everepically-named Folk Bitch Trio just released a new song, did you hear it yet?"
she's unlike any girl you've ever seen before.
one novelty sock with "Quite The Fancy Bitch" written on it and another that says "TGIF".
it is distinctly *not* friday, but they don't exactly sell novelty acronym socks for "Oh Fuck It's Monday"
one novelty sock with "Quite The Fancy Bitch" written on it and another that says "TGIF".
it is distinctly *not* friday, but they don't exactly sell novelty acronym socks for "Oh Fuck It's Monday"
March 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
she's unlike any girl you've ever seen before.
one novelty sock with "Quite The Fancy Bitch" written on it and another that says "TGIF".
it is distinctly *not* friday, but they don't exactly sell novelty acronym socks for "Oh Fuck It's Monday"
one novelty sock with "Quite The Fancy Bitch" written on it and another that says "TGIF".
it is distinctly *not* friday, but they don't exactly sell novelty acronym socks for "Oh Fuck It's Monday"