Maggie K-B
@mkeenanb.bsky.social
Disgaybled artist, fosterer of kittens and consumer of queer culture just trying to find fun in this chaotic landscape of doom.
Someone just called me ‘disgaybled’ as if it was a slur. Bro, it’s neither clever nor hurtful if I made it up myself…
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow
July 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Someone just called me ‘disgaybled’ as if it was a slur. Bro, it’s neither clever nor hurtful if I made it up myself…
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow
I just watched the Buffy episode of Um…Actually on @dropout.tv and while it’s not always my favorite show (I’m so bad at trivia) there was something so wonderfully Buffy about the episode and contestants, it made me happy.
May 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I just watched the Buffy episode of Um…Actually on @dropout.tv and while it’s not always my favorite show (I’m so bad at trivia) there was something so wonderfully Buffy about the episode and contestants, it made me happy.
I’ve turned into THAT person who when someone posts a series of videos of their single kitten being an absolute menace, can’t help but comment that it may feel counterintuitive but getting another kitten will solve pretty much all their problems.
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet
May 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’ve turned into THAT person who when someone posts a series of videos of their single kitten being an absolute menace, can’t help but comment that it may feel counterintuitive but getting another kitten will solve pretty much all their problems.
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet
I just paid someone I cat sat for instead of requesting money from them. 🤦♀️ I think the Republicans are getting to me….
#ThankYouForMyService
#ThankYouForMyService
May 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I just paid someone I cat sat for instead of requesting money from them. 🤦♀️ I think the Republicans are getting to me….
#ThankYouForMyService
#ThankYouForMyService
How does one explain to their Lyft driver that what they just heard really wasn’t a fart…it was a stomach noise that sounded like a fart, generated as a result of holding in a fart so as to not hotbox both you and your driver while you’re stuck in NY traffic? Asking for a friend….
May 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
How does one explain to their Lyft driver that what they just heard really wasn’t a fart…it was a stomach noise that sounded like a fart, generated as a result of holding in a fart so as to not hotbox both you and your driver while you’re stuck in NY traffic? Asking for a friend….
Age 41 and I got called a ‘girl’ today by some random dude. I was wearing my Rainbow Brite backpack at the time, so I’ll let it slide.
#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild
#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild
April 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Age 41 and I got called a ‘girl’ today by some random dude. I was wearing my Rainbow Brite backpack at the time, so I’ll let it slide.
#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild
#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild
Sometimes I try to be on time. Sometimes I remember that I’m a perimenopausal spoonie who had timeliness burned into me by people-pleasing parents, the theatre industry and white supremacy. And I try to breathe instead.
#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless
#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless
April 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sometimes I try to be on time. Sometimes I remember that I’m a perimenopausal spoonie who had timeliness burned into me by people-pleasing parents, the theatre industry and white supremacy. And I try to breathe instead.
#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless
#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless
One of the things I love about @dropout.tv (aside from the consistently funny content that never falls into tired oppressive tropes.) is that all of their off screen talent is STILL fully masked. As someone who often feels like the only masked person left, it warms my heart. Thanks @dropout.tv.
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
One of the things I love about @dropout.tv (aside from the consistently funny content that never falls into tired oppressive tropes.) is that all of their off screen talent is STILL fully masked. As someone who often feels like the only masked person left, it warms my heart. Thanks @dropout.tv.
Dangit, I keep accidentally ‘super-liking’ people on tinder because I don’t remember which direction does which.
#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii
#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii
March 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dangit, I keep accidentally ‘super-liking’ people on tinder because I don’t remember which direction does which.
#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii
#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii
I’m at the part in the gay superhero book where the superhero-obsessed guy realizes he has superpowers, but doesn’t realize he needs to be angry to access them. In spite of that being a trope for so many of the superhero’s he’s supposedly obsessed with. 1/2
February 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m at the part in the gay superhero book where the superhero-obsessed guy realizes he has superpowers, but doesn’t realize he needs to be angry to access them. In spite of that being a trope for so many of the superhero’s he’s supposedly obsessed with. 1/2
Just once I want the superhero obsessed superhero to try to access his superpowers by manufacturing all the emotions, only to discover he needs to pull on his left earlobe or something like that. 2/2
February 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just once I want the superhero obsessed superhero to try to access his superpowers by manufacturing all the emotions, only to discover he needs to pull on his left earlobe or something like that. 2/2
This whole week I’ve felt like I made plans with someone and forgot to write it on my calendar, thus inadvertently cancelling those plans without any warning with a person I can’t even remember. #WhenPeopleOffhandedlyCommentTheyDontNeedACalenderAndJustRemember #IBothWantToPunchAndWorshipThem
February 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This whole week I’ve felt like I made plans with someone and forgot to write it on my calendar, thus inadvertently cancelling those plans without any warning with a person I can’t even remember. #WhenPeopleOffhandedlyCommentTheyDontNeedACalenderAndJustRemember #IBothWantToPunchAndWorshipThem
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February 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I help moderate the chat for a store based out of Japan on TikTok. Today, I accidentally called one of our customers “Snoopy” instead of ‘Emma’ which is her name.
#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy
#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I help moderate the chat for a store based out of Japan on TikTok. Today, I accidentally called one of our customers “Snoopy” instead of ‘Emma’ which is her name.
#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy
#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy
Already having troubles getting necessary medications because of the Medicaid freeze.
#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo
#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo
January 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Already having troubles getting necessary medications because of the Medicaid freeze.
#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo
#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo
I need a setting on my phone that will not allow me to open any other apps until I do the thing I picked up my phone to do in the first place.
#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD
#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD
January 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I need a setting on my phone that will not allow me to open any other apps until I do the thing I picked up my phone to do in the first place.
#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD
#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD
Reposted by Maggie K-B
By Sara Gibbs an autistic comedy writer
"The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling"
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"The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling"
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The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling
We’ve all done it. Who hasn’t been innocently hanging out at the inauguration of a man dubbed by people in his own party as the next Hitler and accidentally performed a Nazi salute that could only be ...
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January 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
By Sara Gibbs an autistic comedy writer
"The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling"
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"The autistic guide to waving exuberantly without accidentally Sieg Heiling"
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I have just now realized that the TV show Severance is different than the TV show Succession. I should maybe stop giving people my rather direct opinions about a show I in fact, HAVEN’T seen.
#Whoops #CisMenDoThisAllTheTimeRight #WhiteMenOnHBO
#Whoops #CisMenDoThisAllTheTimeRight #WhiteMenOnHBO
January 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I have just now realized that the TV show Severance is different than the TV show Succession. I should maybe stop giving people my rather direct opinions about a show I in fact, HAVEN’T seen.
#Whoops #CisMenDoThisAllTheTimeRight #WhiteMenOnHBO
#Whoops #CisMenDoThisAllTheTimeRight #WhiteMenOnHBO
Just listening to my nephew play with the bidet while I babysit. No judgement. I also played with it during my potty break.
January 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just listening to my nephew play with the bidet while I babysit. No judgement. I also played with it during my potty break.
Your yearly reminder that if you’ve never read the Wayward Children series by @seananmcguire.bsky.social, you should. There is positive representation of all kinds and it’s my go-to comfort series when I need something I know is good.
January 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Your yearly reminder that if you’ve never read the Wayward Children series by @seananmcguire.bsky.social, you should. There is positive representation of all kinds and it’s my go-to comfort series when I need something I know is good.
The sad reality is that I would need an entire ‘to go’ bag for my medications and equipment. Not to mention carriers for the cats and all the other things I’m supposed to have. Then I’d need someone to carry it all cause I’m not supposed to lift over 5lbs. Thinking of all the disabled evacuees today
January 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The sad reality is that I would need an entire ‘to go’ bag for my medications and equipment. Not to mention carriers for the cats and all the other things I’m supposed to have. Then I’d need someone to carry it all cause I’m not supposed to lift over 5lbs. Thinking of all the disabled evacuees today
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If you want to donate to the grant program, you can do so here: www.pledge.to/la-wildfire-...
LA Wildfire Relief Microgrant Fund by Infinite Flow Dance
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January 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Amplifying this application for microgrants for disabled creatives affected by LA fires: form.jotform.com/250107007947...
If you want to donate to the grant program, you can do so here: www.pledge.to/la-wildfire-...
If you want to donate to the grant program, you can do so here: www.pledge.to/la-wildfire-...
If she’s your ‘better half’ (a term I’ve rarely heard wives used to refer to their husbands) why don’t you get better? #JustWondering #TherapyIsAGoodPlaceToStart #OrYouCoukdAskHerWhatSheNeedsFromYou
January 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If she’s your ‘better half’ (a term I’ve rarely heard wives used to refer to their husbands) why don’t you get better? #JustWondering #TherapyIsAGoodPlaceToStart #OrYouCoukdAskHerWhatSheNeedsFromYou
I guess at this point I should probably try to stay awake till midnight…
January 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I guess at this point I should probably try to stay awake till midnight…
Playing ‘which litter box did the cat take that horrendous poo in’ is a bit like mining for really stinky gold. #CatFoster #AdoptDontShop
December 5, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Playing ‘which litter box did the cat take that horrendous poo in’ is a bit like mining for really stinky gold. #CatFoster #AdoptDontShop