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Minnesota Roller Derby
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Skater owned flat track roller derby league based in St. Paul, MN
Founding member of WFTDA
For tickets to see MNRD live and more info: MNrollerderby.com
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Now’s the time to lace up your skates and become your own roller derby hero!

Registration for the winter session of Windchill is now open!
Windchill is MNRD’s roller derby training program, and no skating experience is necessary.
Infographic for the winter Windchill sign-ups. Background image is of a Windchill skater during a game. Text is as follows: Join our winter session of Windchill, MNRD's training program! No Skating experience required! Open to women and gender expansive identities who are 18+ Registration closes Jan. 11, 2026 Sign up today!
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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We’ve got more bout photos for you to check out!

You can see the drama and intensity of each jam play out in these pics, captured by Jim Dier and Timothy Knox.

Have your own photos from our WIZARD OF OWS bout? Tag MNRD when you share to Facebook, Instagram, and Bluesky!
Bodies of Water vs Roller Vortex Photo by Jim Dier Wednesday Warnings vs Maul Rats Photos by Jim Dier Bodies of Water vs Roller Vortex Photo by Timothy Knox Wednesday Warnings bs Maul Rats Photo by Timothy Knox
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Shop small and support Minnesota women’s sports!

Today, the Minnesota Aurora FC headquarters will be a hub for local fan gear and holiday gifts. Plus, you’ll get to meet some of the amazing athletes from MNRD among those from several local teams!

It all starts at 10:00am, see you there!
Support women’s sports! Small business Saturday November 29, 10am to 2pm Featuring Minnesota Roller Derby, Minnesota Lynx, Twin Cities Gemini, Minnesota Vixen, Minnesota Strike, and Kalsoni Apparel 2910 Waters Road, Suite 100, Eagan, MN 55121
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Need more roller derby in your life?
Enjoy these amazing photos of our most recent bout, WIZARD OF OWS!

These are just a few moments from last weekend, taken by the talented Ron Wilbur.

Did you capture your own photos from our bout? Tag MNRD when posting to Facebook, Instagram and BlueSky!
Roller derby action Photo by Ron Wilbur Roller derby action Photo by Ron Wilbur Roller derby action Photo by Ron Wilbur Roller derby action Photo by Ron Wilbur
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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WIZARD OF OWS FINAL SCORES:

First, the Maul Rats brought their maul-licious rattitude and chased the Wednesday Warnings off the track, taking the win 160-73!

The Roller Vortex attempted to ice out the creatures of the depths, but the Bodies of Water floated to the top, winning 119 to 102!
WIZARD OF OWS game 1 Final Score Maul Rats: 160 Wednesday Warnings: 73 WIZARD OF OWS game 2 Final Score Bodies of Water: 119 Roller Vortex: 102
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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TODAY’S THE DAY!

Bring your friends and family to the Roy Wilkins Auditorium in downtown Saint Paul for our bout: WIZARD OF OWS!

Get there early to catch the Minnesota Frostbite pre-show bout; featuring Sioux Falls Junior Derby.
Then our home teams will take the track for two, high-action bouts!
Minnesota Roller Derby Presents: WIZARD OF OWS November 22nd, 2025 Doors: 5pm First whistle: 6pm More info at mnrollerderby.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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7 - Phoenix Envy!
Info sheet for Phoenix Envy (she/her). Cutaway photo of the skater on the right. Favorite rat activity: collecting glitter and trinkets for their nest
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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5150 - Gnarly Quinn!
Info sheet for Gnarly Quinn (she/her). Cutaway photo of the skater on the right. Favorite rat activity: scamering around and squeezing into tight places
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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35 - Childish Jambino!
Info sheet for Childish Jambino (she/her). Cutaway photo of the skater on the right. Favorite rat activity: stealing pizza from the NYC subway
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Get to know the newest skaters joining the Maul Rat mischief! Expect sneaky hits, fast scrambles, and pure feral energy as they scurry around the track.

Watch them sink their teeth into the competition this Saturday, November 22nd, at our upcoming bout, Wizard of Ows.
Graphic for the Maul Rats 2025 rookies. Background is pink with white clouds and lightning bolts around the edges. Text is: Welcome to the Mischief! Mischief - a pack of rats
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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62 - Slamburger Patty!
Info sheet for Slamburger Patty. Left side is a cutout photo of the skater, in gear, carrying a potted plant. - Jammer, serving up points with a side of fries - Joined MNRD in 2023, started in our Windchill training program - Her first bout was in June 2025, while captaining the Windchill travel team - Does not fold her socks, just throws them in a drawer and lets fate decide
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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610 - Creature Feature!
Info sheet for Creature Feature. Left side is a cutout photo of the skater in a game. - Jammer, BEWARE they're out for points - Started skating in 2022, as a way to blow off steam from grad school - Joined MNRD in April 2025, transferred from Lafayette Roller Derby - Studies bees, for her job at the University of Minnesota
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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47 - Space Cadet!
Info sheet for Space Cadet. Left side is a cutout of the skater doing a handstand in a skate park bowl. - Jammer, Blocker, Pivot? can't decide which she likes better - Has been skating since 2018, previously with Dockyard Roller Derby & Puget Sound Outcast Derby (MRDA) - Joined MNRD in 2024, skated briefly with our Windchill travel team and All-Stars program - Hand-made 100 mini quilts for her wedding guests, the project took roughly a year to complete
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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419 - Scam Likely!
Info sheet for Scam Likely. Left side is a cutout photo of the skater in a game. - Blocker & Reluctant Pivot, we all love a Scam Jam - Started derby in 2017, with our Windchill training program and Joined the Officials - Refereed for 4 years then switched to skating in 2021, Scam has competed with our Home Team and All-Stars programs - Moonlights as a theater wardrobe technician
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Fresh talent has touched down! Seek shelter and prepare yourselves for the newest forces of nature drafted to the Wednesday Warnings.

Watch them sweep their opponents off the track in the Roy Wilkins Auditorium at our upcoming bout, Wizard of Ows, this Saturday, November 22nd!
Graphic for the Wednesday Warnings 2025 rookies. Background is a gradiated neon green with fractal lightning emanating out from the center.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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5Hz - Lola Frequency!
Info sheet for Lola Frequency. Upper left is a close in photo of the skater in a game, the lower right is an action shot from a different game. Derby History: Started in 2011 with SCAR Derby then joined MNRD in 2014 and hot drafted onto the Dagger Dolls. Then skated with the All Stars for some time. Fun Fact: My derby name and number are inspired by my love of music and sound. 5HZ = 5 Hurts - one for each of the opposing team!
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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266 - Shenanigans!
Info sheet for Shenanigans. Upper left and lower right are action shots from games. Derby History: I joined the MNRD Windchill in 2022. Fun Fact: I can hold a headstand for a reeeaaalllyyy long time!
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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1789 - Stormin' Dacastle!
Info sheet for Stormin' Dacastle. Upper left is an action photo of the skater, bottom right is a portrait shot of her wearing a six-fingered black glove and a bloodied scratch on her cheek. Derby History: Skated 2012-2016 with Brewcity Bruisers. Took time off when I had my kids and played some ice hockey and now I'm back to derby! Fun Fact: O'm obsessed with The Princess Bride. It is truly a cinematic marvel, hence the homage in my derby name!
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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They’re cold as ice and ready to chill you to the bone…they’re the newest skaters to join the Roller Vortex!

Brace for the incoming cold front as they take the track in the Roy Wilkins Auditorium at our upcoming bout, Wizard of Ows, this Saturday, November 22nd!
Graphic for the Roller Vortex 2025 Rookies. Background is light blue with large six and ten point snowflakes.
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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98 - Margin of Terror!
Image of rookie skater Margin of Terror, evocative of a sports trading card. Image similar to the reverse of a sports trading card, listing the player's facts: - Has a pet rabbit - Bakes enough cookies to cover the dinner table for the holidays - Favorite animal is a stingray
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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91 - Mychael Beaton!
Image of rookie skater Mychael Beaton, evocative of a sports trading card. Image similar to the reverse of a sports trading card, listing the player's facts: - Has a Wizarding World addiction (Ravenclaw-Slytherin hybrid) - Will probably die petting a wild animal - Swam in the Yellow Sea
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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#811 - MommyLongLegz!
Image of rookie skater MommyLongLegz, evocative of a sports trading card. Image similar to the reverse of a sports trading card, listing the player's facts: - Probably has a longer tongue than you - Has an IMDB page for an episode of Discovery Channel's "Monsterquest" - Was a "Shamrock Princess" in 2010
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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#426 - Ripley!
Image of rookie skater Ripley, evocative of a sports trading card. Image similar to the reverse of a sports trading card, listing the player's facts: - Originally from Colorado, but just moved here from Portland, Oregon - Regularly sleep walks & sleep talks - Broke nose twice
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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#22.9 - The Boogeyman!
Image of rookie skater The Boogeman, evocative of a sports trading card. Image similar to the reverse of a sports trading card, listing the player's facts: - Had a separated shoulder in that picture (previous image) - The Hide-and-Go-Shriek World Champion - Every night before bed, checks closet for Chuck Norris
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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They’re splashy, they’re sassy, and they’ll pull you under…meet the newest creatures rising from the deep to join the Bodies of Water!

Witness their debut at our upcoming bout, Wizard of Ows, this Saturday! Tickets are still available, and kids ages 9 and under get in free with an adult GA ticket!
Graphic for the Bodies of Water 2025 Rookies. Background is a dark indigo with black silhouettes of a mermaid tail and a human skull.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM