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they should remake The Santa Clause 1 but exclusively from his ex wife's point of view. she divorces a deadbeat asshole and then he literally gaslights her, their son, AND her new guy, by physically transforming into Santa
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
they should remake The Santa Clause 1 but exclusively from his ex wife's point of view. she divorces a deadbeat asshole and then he literally gaslights her, their son, AND her new guy, by physically transforming into Santa
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i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Me to the printer, when it jams for the 4th time in a day:
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me to the printer, when it jams for the 4th time in a day:
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since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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It's only been one week...
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's only been one week...
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NASCAR's on-track product: boring as shit
NASCAR's off-track dynamics: The Pina Colada Song
NASCAR's off-track dynamics: The Pina Colada Song
Almost every other new release of these documents just makes me more and more mad that only Front Row stood with 23XI at the end of the day.
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
NASCAR's on-track product: boring as shit
NASCAR's off-track dynamics: The Pina Colada Song
NASCAR's off-track dynamics: The Pina Colada Song
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Mum missed me when I left for uni. I sneaked home as a surprise, and jumped out at her and Dad for a laugh. But this was Northern Ireland in 1993, I was dressed in goth black, and Dad was police. The poor guy thought the IRA had come to kill him. Still feel awful about it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Mum missed me when I left for uni. I sneaked home as a surprise, and jumped out at her and Dad for a laugh. But this was Northern Ireland in 1993, I was dressed in goth black, and Dad was police. The poor guy thought the IRA had come to kill him. Still feel awful about it.
Apparently new Smashmouth sounds like old Smashmouth, from a distance
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Apparently new Smashmouth sounds like old Smashmouth, from a distance
Went to Gettysburg once and talked with a local who said all the ghost tours were BS and that the only haunted place was off Doubleday Avenue, ie right across the street from where we were spending the next 3 nights
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Went to Gettysburg once and talked with a local who said all the ghost tours were BS and that the only haunted place was off Doubleday Avenue, ie right across the street from where we were spending the next 3 nights
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They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
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I feel like the go-to twist ending reference is M. Night Shyamalan but this is really more of a “Robert Pattinson looks out the office window in ‘Remember Me’” situation.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I feel like the go-to twist ending reference is M. Night Shyamalan but this is really more of a “Robert Pattinson looks out the office window in ‘Remember Me’” situation.
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Win on Sunday, Detain on Monday
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Win on Sunday, Detain on Monday
This holds up
On this day in 1988, Cowboy Junkies released their second studio album “The Trinity Session”
The album includes a mixture of original material by the band and covers of classic folk, rock, and country songs...most notably, a cover of The Velvet Underground's "Sweet Jane"
The album includes a mixture of original material by the band and covers of classic folk, rock, and country songs...most notably, a cover of The Velvet Underground's "Sweet Jane"
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This holds up
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Spilling the identity of Deep Throat to your camp friend is top-tier personal lore
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November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Spilling the identity of Deep Throat to your camp friend is top-tier personal lore
bsky.app/profile/urba...
bsky.app/profile/urba...
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I truly hope that every single #modelrailroad and #train enthusiast under the age of 35 ends this specific type of gatekeeping foamer forever. I can't think ANYTHING that holds this hobby back more than some cantankerous busybody who tanks a blossoming interest in the hobby with dipshit nonsense.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I truly hope that every single #modelrailroad and #train enthusiast under the age of 35 ends this specific type of gatekeeping foamer forever. I can't think ANYTHING that holds this hobby back more than some cantankerous busybody who tanks a blossoming interest in the hobby with dipshit nonsense.
HOOOOOWWWLLLLL Werewolves of London
I saw Stevie Nicks at Ax Man
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
HOOOOOWWWLLLLL Werewolves of London
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the legend lived
[Beastie Boys] ON
from the chippewa on
[Beastie Boys] DOWN
[Beastie Boys] ON
from the chippewa on
[Beastie Boys] DOWN
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
the legend lived
[Beastie Boys] ON
from the chippewa on
[Beastie Boys] DOWN
[Beastie Boys] ON
from the chippewa on
[Beastie Boys] DOWN
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We should post "aspirational visions of masculinity." I'll start
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
We should post "aspirational visions of masculinity." I'll start
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!