Just tank already and be done with it, instead of usually doing nothing and being out of ideas

I want them to do well, but to go pro over the span of one off-season seems rushed

You've got 4 teams that are in an arms race, 1 that tries a little and 4 more that are cheap as hell

Right, but there's definitely two different ownership mentalities at play here, their officials are absolutely terrible and half of their stadiums need upgrades badly

That's like having a child in the interests of saving the marriage

Oh, and no Christmas carol filler either - stage slams open, and "Walking On The Sun" fires off immediately.

I think there was a carol at the end? Beats me, we were off to inspect the motive power

Ok, now do the Maple Leafs

Homeboy neglected to deploy the arrestor hook

USPS?