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Jevil is a little asshole
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Time to lock in?
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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ahem
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Having a normal one today
Just for a change
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I've been baffled by the incredible volume of inexplicable Hazbin Hotel merch advertising I've been getting lately. Today I found my kid watching it on my profile. Mystery solved
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
In a weird mood today
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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2nd button from top on the right mutes sound

please refrain from sending me money for this protip, instead consider giving to a charity of your choice
Little TV screens at the gas station pump blaring ads directly in your face as you spend $70 on a tank of gas is enough to radicalize a person
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this
November 18, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Omg I love this
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
God damn it I don't want to go to war with anyone
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Exchanging emails with a German customer service agent commiserating about fucking tariffs trying to buy a winter coat for my kid
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Trying to decide if I'm going to be productive or a lazy sack of shit today
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Our Black Friday sale will be on everything.

EVERYTHING.

New books, old books. anthologies, GNs.

50% off, ACROSS THE BOARD.

Get that holiday shopping done in one, support artists and weird media!
👀still got your eye on a title you haven't picked up yet?

We know every $ counts, and Iron Circus Comics has a One-Day Sale, 50% off for 24 hours, just around the corner!

Don't wait til the day of to take a peek, now's the time to check out our library in advance! 🔎
store.ironcircus.com ⚙️
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Drunk
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Made a sabayon/zabaglione for the first time
Not as hard as feared, and good as shit
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You've just died.

The 6th photo in your gallery is what kilt you

Lmaaaao
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I've been asked before if I use Generative AI. And my answer is:

"No. Why would I want to undermine the economy, the environment, artistic expression, and human dignity, all at the same time?"

That's what all Gen AI is: a cancer that makes a very few rich people wealthier at the expense of all.
a pixel art of a robot with the letter p on it
ALT: a pixel art of a robot with the letter p on it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Kon mari'd my double boiler
Oops
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The lady doing my facial waxing was surprised when I mentioned I was older than 38 based on my skin so I hope she enjoys the larger tip than I was planning on giving.
I don't think she was lying and I don't care if she was, it's nice to have someone say anything nice about my appearance
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Had a dream that Gwen Stefani released a new album about how much she liked hot pot and going to hot pot

Wish I knew why I had that dream
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I find myself attracted to individuals I can't call anything besides entities, and I cannot imagine touching this thing voluntarily or finding it attractive
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.

But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM