That's literally what we're known for in a positive way isn't it?

There's no charitable interpretation possible for what these guys get up to

I watched it with him for a bit to see what he's into. I'm not the target audience. I asked him why Waddles was in hell, which was not a question he enjoyed.

I hope he enjoys living in this house

Yeah, that's how it works, all right

Thank you for your service

If you're interested, I'd google (your county) + workforce services or work source services, that's how I've seen it in my area

I'm currently working with a county program that helps people find jobs. Not a job placement program, it helps you shore up things like your resume, helps fund classes/certifications and is advanced networking. I'm still in an early part of the program, but it seems to be a really good resource.

No, they were assholes

They had me season the mashed potatoes and cut the turkey. Never did that drunk before but nobody complained so I guess it was fine

Just put away leftovers and took out the trash and took half an edible. When it kicks in I'll shower then have a really restful night's sleep.

Nah it was cool. About halfway through the evening I switched to Lacroix. The move is drink a lot quickly early to establish a buzz, then by the end of the evening, you're good to go (god knows there was enough food to help with absorption). Still have evening to go. I will drink more water.