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Monstrous Jaffa
@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social
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It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about.

Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious.

He/Him
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Looking so handsome after his trip to the groomers.

#BlueskyDogs #DogsOfBlueSky
A small brown dog sits in the backseat of the car. He is fresh out of the groomers.
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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It's the first Sunday in Advent this week, so I'm doing my own version.

Join in if you like - just use the # suitable to your geographical location 😄

##CheckShirtAdvent #AdventFlannel #FlannelAdvent #PlaidAdvent
I stand legs slightly ajar. I am wearing dark jeans that have been undone. Underneath I am wearing green lace knickers. My cock can be seen through the knickers. I am also wearing a check shirt, mainly grey and red in colour. It has several buttons undone at the bottom to reveal my knickers. The sleeves are rolled up to the elbow and my hands hang loosely by my side.
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Bins out Wednesday night.
A picture of two astronauts standing on a red planet with a spaceship in the background. Below the picture the text reads The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Remembering that time I wanted to take pictures of my new shoes.

Today's #FishnetFriday contribution chosen by @katzeyes.bsky.social
I am lying on my right side on a white duvet. My right leg is slightly bent. My left leg is bent more, so that my left foot rests under my right knee. I am wearing black stockings (thigh highs) and a pair of new walking shoes. My bottom is bare. The photo is cropped just above my waist, so ends with a glimpse of my hairy stomach.
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Having enjoyed several of this type of post in the last few days, I feel it is only fair that I share the thighs.

And it is #HumpDay after all.
I stand nude in front of a bathroom mirror. The black and white picture is taken from a low position behind me, focussing on my thighs and bum.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I'll see your foot and slipper, and raise you a blanket.
A photo of my feet on the sofa. My right foot is crossed over my left. My right foot is wearing a dark sock with light blue spots, my left foot is wearing a grey slipper. A red blanket lies across my legs.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 178cm
Shoe: UK7
Zodiac: Brontosaurus
Smoke: no
Tattoo: Could be tempted by some #AlisdairGrayInk
Piercings: No
Favourite drinks: Negronis, Malts, morning coffee
I lie naked, face down on the bed, my arms and legs spread wide.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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A light snack for @ouizzi.bsky.social and I while we watch Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves

#Cheese #MoreCheese #AllTheCheese 🧀🧀🧀
A red table festooned with cheeses, hummus, breadsticks, chutneys, butter crackers, oatcakes.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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@ouizzi.bsky.social was such a Good Girl for Daddy last night.

She looked so pretty in her red dress that I had to try to make her arse the same shade.

Think I managed it?
A close up of a woman's hips and waist. She is wearing a red dress that has been pulled up to reveal black stocking tops, with black suspenders that have pink details on the clasp. The left side of the dress has been pulled slightly higher than the right, so that the top of the suspender on that side can be seen. The picture gives the idea that she is knickerless, but you can't quite be sure.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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#FlashbackFriday to that time @ouizzi.bsky.social found herself in a bit of a pickle at our local club.

We are going there again tonight and she's wearing the same outfit. I wonder what will happen this time?

#GoodGirl #BDSM #Kink #Predicament
A beautiful woman, wearing purple lingerie and black stockings, is tied to a metal post by her ankles and wrists. A wand has been strapped to her thigh, with the head placed against her cunt. She is in front of the bar at a club.
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Perhaps we'd all get more from #InternationalMensDay if we all just learned to take it like, well, like a man.....

Still one of the hottest moments I've shared with @ouizzi.bsky.social
#Pegging
A picture captured in a mirror. In the foreground is a bedside table. A can of coke and a Godemiche Adam dildo sit next to each other. On the bed a man in on his front, naked, his phone held in front of his face taking the picture. Behind him is a woman in a black lingerie bodysuit, which emphasises her breasts. Her hair is tied into a topknot. Her right leg is partially visible, bent at the knee as she has lifted her foot onto the bed for greater purchase. You cannot see what the woman is doing but from their respective body positions it suggests that the woman is pegging the man, and she is concentrating on sliding her rubber cock up his well lubed arse. The man is having to concentrate on holding the camera steady because her hips pushing into his arse feels fucking amazing.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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For #InternationalMensDay I'd ask those who identify as men to be willing to step outside your comfort zone, try new things, get a new perspective.

Life is better when you find the joy of dancing naked in the rain.

#HumpDay
A picture of me dancing naked in the rain after a hot dry spell. I have my back to the camera and my hips are cocked to the left hand side. My hands are in the air above my head. It is dark.
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Hey BlueSky!!

Look at how cute my dog looks cooried in to my shoulder 🥰

#DogsofBluesky #BlueskyDogs
I am sitting on the sofa with my dog cuddled against my shoulder.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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It was always a pleasure to share autumn leaves with haiku 🍂🍂

Here are some lovely pink ones I found while out walking the dog on Thursday.
Some leaves that have turned pink in autumn. They are still attached to the bush, and I am holding them up to the camera.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Yeah, safe to say the dog got a teensy bit muddy earlier.....

Enjoyed himself though 😄

#DogsOfBlueSky #BlueSkyDogs
A small brown dog is running along a very muddy bridlepath.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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#TowelThursday isn't it?
I hold a white towel across my waist. I am nude, and the towel just shows the base of my cock.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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#NoNutNovember?

Nah, this month it's all about knowing your nuts....
A poster headed Know Nuts November. Under the heading are pictures of 16 types of different nut, with a description of what each one is.
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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So this is 55.

Aging is a fun process. Bits start to break, things don't work the way they used to.

But there is a contentment that comes with accepting that it can't be any other way.
A picture of my naked torso and crotch. I am kneeling on the bed, my legs spread. My left hand is cupping my balls, my right hand holds onto my cock.
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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@ouizzi.bsky.social buys the best birthday presents. No buyers regret in this picture, no way....... 😏
A rainbow coloured monkey ball flogger lies on top of a bag containing a new duvet.
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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On my way to the Sex Meridian, wondering if @mrstales.bsky.social needs picking up en route.......

#Kilt #HairyChest #Paddle
A picture of me wearing a kilt and sporran standing in front of a white background. I am bare chested, and holding a wooden paddle in my right hand. The picture is cropped just above the chin , showing my white beard.
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Morning BlueSky.

Toast with marmalade in bed this morning. I'm happy to share so long as you promise not to take too big a bite..... 😘
I am lying on white sheets in bed. I am nude, with a white beard, and hairy chest. I am holding an orange plastic plate over my crotch with my left hand. On the plate sit two pieces of toast. One of the pieces is partially eaten. There is thick cut marmalade on the toast
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Happy Hallowe'en BlueSky! 👻
A picture of a ghost with it's tongue out. There is writing alongside which says Happy Hallowe'en If you want to scare me, I am afraid of boobs.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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And now it's 23:32.....

Spooky .........
A screenshot where the time is 23:32
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I've been a very brave boy and had my COVID *and* flu vaccines this morning. One in each arm!

They didn't have any stickers so I have rewarded myself for being a good boy with a yummy roll and a coffee.

Have you had your boosters yet?
#VaccinesWork #VaccinesSaveLives
A picture of a roll on sausage, egg and bacon, sitting on a white side-plate on a small, round, wooden table. The roll has a wooden skewer through it to hold the contents in place. The runny yolk of the egg can be seen pooling over the egg white and running out of the back of the roll. Slightly further away on the table sits a cup of black coffee.
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
The 118 men.
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM