morgan (grumpy trash panda)
@monym.me
Cronym from the bird site.
I used to do SRE stuff. I still do, but I used to, too.
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I used to do SRE stuff. I still do, but I used to, too.
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Guy who’s rich enough to buy off a duchy but not a whole continent voice: for principled, idealistic reasons I am calling for the continent to be abolished in favor of several dozen duchies.
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy who’s rich enough to buy off a duchy but not a whole continent voice: for principled, idealistic reasons I am calling for the continent to be abolished in favor of several dozen duchies.
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@maryis.gay: “there was a trailer before JJK for the Mario Movie and I knew I knew Luigi’s voice from something we watched recently…”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
a man wearing a red shirt that says no
Alt: Charlie from always sunny about to bite off Santa’s ear
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
@maryis.gay: “there was a trailer before JJK for the Mario Movie and I knew I knew Luigi’s voice from something we watched recently…”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
Me: “DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM BOWSER?”
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Finally a good use for AI: making life more difficult for Harry Potter fans
Some very confused Harry Potter-bound tourists on the train who had been informed by their AI of choice to take a Thameslink from Farringdon to Watford Junction.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Finally a good use for AI: making life more difficult for Harry Potter fans
Being on medical leave means I’m more likely to answer the phone, expecting doctors’ offices and shit. Getting a recruiter cold call in the middle of that threw me for a loop for a moment before processing the bullshit being spewed, and goddamn is it annoying.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Being on medical leave means I’m more likely to answer the phone, expecting doctors’ offices and shit. Getting a recruiter cold call in the middle of that threw me for a loop for a moment before processing the bullshit being spewed, and goddamn is it annoying.
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For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
Tempest Keep was merely a setback! Hahahaha… a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this… My new business!
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tempest Keep was merely a setback! Hahahaha… a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this… My new business!
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
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“Did you ever think when you first started listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social that you’d one day be divorced enough to really get them?” @monym.me to me
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“Did you ever think when you first started listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social that you’d one day be divorced enough to really get them?” @monym.me to me
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Ryan Lizza evolves into a Chris Cillizza if you touch it with a Stupid Stone
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Ryan Lizza evolves into a Chris Cillizza if you touch it with a Stupid Stone
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nope, goddammit, listen, all you, poster bushido demands that you endure this, no cowarding out, you online degenerates, you fucking endure
Is there a head injury I could hypothetically give myself to unread that
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
nope, goddammit, listen, all you, poster bushido demands that you endure this, no cowarding out, you online degenerates, you fucking endure
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I love paywalls now.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I love paywalls now.
brought to you by me watching some dadbod almost get dropped on his damn head at Thrice
there's something inherently hilarious about 30 and 40 somethings crowd surfing
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
brought to you by me watching some dadbod almost get dropped on his damn head at Thrice
there's something inherently hilarious about 30 and 40 somethings crowd surfing
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
there's something inherently hilarious about 30 and 40 somethings crowd surfing
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
everyone weighs a helluva lot more and we all got bad backs tf you doin
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November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Well this fuckin slaps youtu.be/7eP6KqwiSgE?...
Thrice and Less Gravity - Black Honey (Lofi) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Thrice
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well this fuckin slaps youtu.be/7eP6KqwiSgE?...
The “I fucked Ted” line is one of my favorite moments in TV because of how many dudes lost their shit at Skyler
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The “I fucked Ted” line is one of my favorite moments in TV because of how many dudes lost their shit at Skyler
we’re absolutely cooking (derogatory)
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
we’re absolutely cooking (derogatory)
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
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when i check the group chat
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
when i check the group chat
hooray! i'm done staring at the glowing work rectangle
it is now time to stare at my own glowing rectangles until I fall asleep.
this is very normal and healthy
it is now time to stare at my own glowing rectangles until I fall asleep.
this is very normal and healthy
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
hooray! i'm done staring at the glowing work rectangle
it is now time to stare at my own glowing rectangles until I fall asleep.
this is very normal and healthy
it is now time to stare at my own glowing rectangles until I fall asleep.
this is very normal and healthy
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my idea: anime that introduces a lecherous old man character, but the minute he starts leching onscreen for the first time someone shoots him with a gun and he dies and everyone just moves on and does not question it
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
my idea: anime that introduces a lecherous old man character, but the minute he starts leching onscreen for the first time someone shoots him with a gun and he dies and everyone just moves on and does not question it
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MISRAAKS ON RADIO: Greetings, Eva. I have viewed your Dawning drama “Home Alone”. This hatchling, Kevin…small and overlooked in his clutch, he nevertheless shows great ingenuity and courage…and rage. In this way he reminds me of my Eido. You were correct—I found it humorous when he screamed.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
MISRAAKS ON RADIO: Greetings, Eva. I have viewed your Dawning drama “Home Alone”. This hatchling, Kevin…small and overlooked in his clutch, he nevertheless shows great ingenuity and courage…and rage. In this way he reminds me of my Eido. You were correct—I found it humorous when he screamed.