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Cronym from the bird site.

I used to do SRE stuff. I still do, but I used to, too.

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It is!
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Atom is a perfect jacket, especially for SF, and I will die on this hill. Gonna wear my 2019 one until it completely falls apart.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s so fucking shameless, and I’m sure it works in some cases, which just annoys me more
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Infantino is the exact kinda slimy fucker to do this laughable shit, and Blatter would’ve hopped on in a heartbeat. That’s really saying something about FIFA as a whole.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Listen, I get it, people are doing their job and whatnot. That being said…

DO NOT LIE AND PRETEND WE KNOW EACH OTHER ALREADY HOLY FUCK

The fucking _nerve_ on these people, goddamn
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I made @maryis.gay read the whole backstory to get this shitpost
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Ryan Lizza evolves into a Chris Cillizza if you touch it with a Stupid Stone
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
gravity is a harsh mistress and you have a mortgage and a bald spot

rethink your decisions
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM