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🌛Haunted Hart🌜
@moofable.bsky.social
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🐍Jack Ralls/J.C. Mondark🌵Strange but not a stranger🌹Friendly neighborhood queer 🦖he/him y usted en español 🌱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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I was super cute last night.
Picture of a guy in round glasses and a fuzzy leopard print coat Picture of a guy in a snake print shirt
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Skeleton onsie under a normal summer outfit is a great Week Of Halloween outfit
Photo of a man's torso. He is a skeleton onsie with shorts and an open skull print shirt.
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
moofable.bsky.social
At least I got myself a skeleton onesie today. I also went to the dentist today, which was a nice little bit of pain
image of a guy with round glasses in a skeleton onesie
October 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
moofable.bsky.social
Just me and the hottub now
Picture of a guy in round glasses in the hot tub of a hotel pool
October 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
moofable.bsky.social
What the fuck do you mean "French?"
Picture of the wrapper from a Concha, a Mexican sweet bread, that describes it as a French Sweetie Roll
September 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
moofable.bsky.social
Maybe I should wear a poorly tied cravat more often
Guy in leather pants and a pirate shirt wearing a poorly tied green cravat
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Blue text: How do you feel about Halloween? Grey text: Take it or leave it Blue text: That might be the only straight thing you have ever said Grey text: Lol
July 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
moofable.bsky.social
One of the fun things about The Cliché is how often I get this response to things
Someone replying with "You really are a man lol" and it being reacted to with a laughing emoji
July 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
moofable.bsky.social
We are currently taking a break, though.
A black cat with a red bow tie sitting on a sloth blanket
July 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
moofable.bsky.social
The shirt in question
a guy in round glasses in a rat king shirt.
July 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
moofable.bsky.social
I made an entire bag of beans today with the ham bone from yesterday and now I have too many beans. Thank goodness for freezers.
A bunch of beans and bean broth. 4 large jars of bean broth, 5 large jars of beans, two rectangular containers of beans, and 8 small jars of beans.
April 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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And now that I am home, she is shunning me. How dare father think she cares
A black cat with a blue collar, sitting in a loaf form and trying to look like she is ignoring the photographer but you can tell from the way her ears are pointed that she is paying attention
March 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
moofable.bsky.social
Very Important People
White text on a black background that says "Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?"
February 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Okay, hear me out: The Midnight Louse from VIP (David Hoyle Jr.)
Picture of a blue slug like creature with little fangs and a bunch of eyes
February 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
moofable.bsky.social
Hmmm, somehow having doughnuts for lunch didn't make me feel better. But they were adorable and tasty.
Two heart shaped doughnuts on a heart shaped plate. One is chocolateand the other is strawberry
January 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
moofable.bsky.social
I broke my kitchen scissors today. Weirdly impressive.
A pair of kitchen scissors where part of the handle has snapped off.
December 26, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Everyone should have a silly little coat, especially if it matches your Santa hat!

🎄🌟Happy Holidays!🌟🎄
A man with round glasses and a black mask. He's wearing a big fuzzy leopard print coat with a matching Santa hat.
December 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Let's do a thing!
Image of black text on a white background that says "Get to know my music taste. For every like, I will post one song I love" with a little heart emoji at the end.
December 16, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Day 4! Holiday blend coffee, apple cinnamon chocolate, pesto cheese, and an orange, yuzu, and grapefruit jam.
A paper plate with a paper cup of coffee, a slice of a chocolate truffle, a slice of white cheese with red and green flecks, and a slice of toast with orange colored jam.
December 4, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Day 3! Quince, apple, and honey jam, peppermint mocha coffee, goat cheese, and a salted caramel chocolate chocolate that was shaped like a snail shell
A piece of toast with some red jam, a cup half full of coffee, part of a chocolate truffle, and a slice of white cheese. In the background you can see other plates with the same thing
December 3, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Day 2 is guava jam, hazelnut medalian, mimolette cheese, and white chocolate coffee
A slice of toast with some red jam, a slice of a chocolate with little hazelnuts, a slice of yellow cheese, and a cup with a little coffee
December 2, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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I split everything amongst the house and it turned into a cute little sampler plater. The coffee is salted caramel, the chocolate is dark Cocoa, the jam is quince, and the cheese is aged gouda.
A green paper plate with snowflakes, on it is: a slice of a chocolate truffle, a slice of cheese, a piece of toast with some red jam, and a little coffee in a paper cup.
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year, Advent calendar time!
A picture of 4 advent calendars. There is a coffee advent calendar, a Bonne Maman jam advent calendar, a Moser Roth chocolate village advent calendar, and a cheese village advent calendar. The coffee and jam calendars have drawings of trains, the cheese village one has a drawing of ice skating in a small town, and the chocolate calendar has a drawing of a Christmas craft market in a small town
December 1, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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There is still beauty in this world
Trees in the late fall, their leaves almost completely gone. The sky behind them is a brilliant blue with whisps of white. The setting sun provides a soft romantic light. A fall landscape of a quilt of farms and fields, boardered by an orange forest
November 16, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Fortune cookie? More like personal attack cookie.
A paper from a fortune cookie that says "It's time to take a break."
October 30, 2024 at 11:39 PM