Benjamin
@morehu.bsky.social
Can fold a fitted sheet on my first try. Te Whakatāne. Ngati Raka. Ngati Ira. Privileged as fuck. He / Him / Ia
Invasive or native? Can’t tell what those head scales are up to
March 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Invasive or native? Can’t tell what those head scales are up to
Chilli mac n cheese baybee
March 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Chilli mac n cheese baybee
Gentle reminder to go mow your urupā
March 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Gentle reminder to go mow your urupā
Who else has He Kōnui, He Kōrua stuck in their māhunga? Such a banger
March 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Who else has He Kōnui, He Kōrua stuck in their māhunga? Such a banger
Even the bloody cherry pickers have gone woke!
March 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Even the bloody cherry pickers have gone woke!
Even the bloody cherry pickers have gone woke!
March 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Even the bloody cherry pickers have gone woke!
Just saw a thing saying it was bad to let people use some Kiwi Saver to buy a house but farkin hell that’s the only way we could afford a deposit. Glad we’re not renting of scumlords anymore 🤷
February 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Just saw a thing saying it was bad to let people use some Kiwi Saver to buy a house but farkin hell that’s the only way we could afford a deposit. Glad we’re not renting of scumlords anymore 🤷
“You can’t say Aotearoa in here unless you say NZ after.”
But we can use kupu Māori here if it’s the correct replacement for the English word?
“Correct.”
And Aotearoa is that?
“🤡🤡🤡”
But we can use kupu Māori here if it’s the correct replacement for the English word?
“Correct.”
And Aotearoa is that?
“🤡🤡🤡”
February 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“You can’t say Aotearoa in here unless you say NZ after.”
But we can use kupu Māori here if it’s the correct replacement for the English word?
“Correct.”
And Aotearoa is that?
“🤡🤡🤡”
But we can use kupu Māori here if it’s the correct replacement for the English word?
“Correct.”
And Aotearoa is that?
“🤡🤡🤡”
Winnie and Shane are a fuckin embarrassment
February 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Winnie and Shane are a fuckin embarrassment
Part time worker stay at home dad in the streets. Full time lover in the sheets
February 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Part time worker stay at home dad in the streets. Full time lover in the sheets
One minute you’re trying to figure out who to score acid off at 7am on a Sunday morning coz Saturday night is still going and then in the blink of an eye you’re trying to find anxiety meds for your cat. Life comes at you fast
February 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
One minute you’re trying to figure out who to score acid off at 7am on a Sunday morning coz Saturday night is still going and then in the blink of an eye you’re trying to find anxiety meds for your cat. Life comes at you fast
I’m a Tūhoe, of course I over catered
February 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m a Tūhoe, of course I over catered
Seymour hoping everybody will be too distracted to think about Tim Jago being a nonce
a man in a purple tuxedo is juggling plates on sticks on a stage
ALT: a man in a purple tuxedo is juggling plates on sticks on a stage
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Seymour hoping everybody will be too distracted to think about Tim Jago being a nonce
3 years of patience ran out this afternoon and I finally picked one of our sanguine peaches even though it wasn’t gonna be ripe ripe. Blardy delicious
February 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
3 years of patience ran out this afternoon and I finally picked one of our sanguine peaches even though it wasn’t gonna be ripe ripe. Blardy delicious
Stupid Black Caps got me tired and easily over stimulated. Pray for Benny
February 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Stupid Black Caps got me tired and easily over stimulated. Pray for Benny
Listening to Guy Williams taking it to David Semen
a group of men in suits and ties are sitting in a room and talking about something .
ALT: a group of men in suits and ties are sitting in a room and talking about something .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Listening to Guy Williams taking it to David Semen
The Herald and ZB trying to stir shit about “the haka” and then I see some articles about Davo getting engaged all around Waitangi day? Wonder how much that cost ACT? I mean FSU! Ah fuck I mean that dude that fucks that pig suit
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Herald and ZB trying to stir shit about “the haka” and then I see some articles about Davo getting engaged all around Waitangi day? Wonder how much that cost ACT? I mean FSU! Ah fuck I mean that dude that fucks that pig suit
Purple centipede is a new one for me
February 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Purple centipede is a new one for me
Shout out to matua who took Seymo’s mic stand. Tika and pono. I did think he might be about to give him a whack with his tokotoko 😂
February 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Shout out to matua who took Seymo’s mic stand. Tika and pono. I did think he might be about to give him a whack with his tokotoko 😂
Shout out to matua who took Seymo’s mic stand. Tika and pono. I did think he might be about to give him a whack with his tokotoko 😂
February 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Shout out to matua who took Seymo’s mic stand. Tika and pono. I did think he might be about to give him a whack with his tokotoko 😂
My weekly dose of listening to my mother in law yell at the news
February 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My weekly dose of listening to my mother in law yell at the news
