Pete Mortensen
@morepete.xyz
Pete. But more. Co-Creator of the DETMER QB Metric. https://sickoscommittee.substack.com/p/the-sickos-committee-presents-detmer
He’s somehow only 86. I still have sent him multiple angry messages today.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
He’s somehow only 86. I still have sent him multiple angry messages today.
Just sent a very angry Dear Henry letter
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Just sent a very angry Dear Henry letter
It would be funny if he tried
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It would be funny if he tried
How do you package it? We’ve been planning to use the souper cube tray (8 oz edition) if we make stock tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
How do you package it? We’ve been planning to use the souper cube tray (8 oz edition) if we make stock tomorrow.
Gonzaga’s still not winning a title though.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Gonzaga’s still not winning a title though.
A fictional character created by @surber.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A fictional character created by @surber.bsky.social
Root beer barrels: elite, actually
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Root beer barrels: elite, actually
Don’t forget The Mysterious Cities of Gold.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Don’t forget The Mysterious Cities of Gold.
Very similar to the unibrow Kentucky team but with more length.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Very similar to the unibrow Kentucky team but with more length.
If you pass to Yaxelotl then he’ll pass it to Mara. A Morez wanders in and then the Yaxelotl dunks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you pass to Yaxelotl then he’ll pass it to Mara. A Morez wanders in and then the Yaxelotl dunks.
RFK unfortunately did, though
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
RFK unfortunately did, though
Torvik did have Michigan at 1, though. That Duke game is going to be crazy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Torvik did have Michigan at 1, though. That Duke game is going to be crazy.
Easily the most entertaining Michigan team since peak Fab Five. Absolute cinema when they play connected.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Easily the most entertaining Michigan team since peak Fab Five. Absolute cinema when they play connected.
A lot of Maya on Pen15 vibes
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A lot of Maya on Pen15 vibes
It’s possible I made it to the level after with the planes exactly one time, but that’s the max
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s possible I made it to the level after with the planes exactly one time, but that’s the max
And I’m told that it gets even worse after that, but I never cleared it so have no idea.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
And I’m told that it gets even worse after that, but I never cleared it so have no idea.
The level with the snakes is…oh I get mad just thinking about it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The level with the snakes is…oh I get mad just thinking about it.
This could not possibly be less accurate.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This could not possibly be less accurate.