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Mark Cohen
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LES FOURMIS, he told me, ONT MANGÉ VOTRE LINKY. (they)
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oh god I love this book sooo much. shouts out @codebyte.re for the rec 💞
hmmmm. yes, good point. Nissans Leaf with exterior speakers that cannot be disabled, playing Yakety Sax on a loop
hey Wing, just fyi this skeet says 11/13 but the blog post says 11/12 👀

can't wait to play in the new space!!!
(Nissan Leaves? Nissans Leaf?)
I think cops should all be forced to drive Nissan Leafs as their duty vehicles. I think this would solve many problems
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Seattleites watching Mamdani cruise to victory while waiting for +Wilson ballot drops
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please please please mr president insure our buildout of excessive infrastructure for a dead end product that kills people. do this because we high key think we’re building jesus from gaming rigs
(go Katie!! we're all rooting for you!!)
wait, only 285K of ~750K voted last time?? even with universal mail voting?? 😔
K_4 (complete graph of order 4)
(to the tune of the hit 2010 song DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher featuring Pitbull)
The JNCO boys got me feelin like an unc, goddamn
some of my teammates were drinking "gonster" at our onsite last week, which I regret to inform you is a ratio-your-choice mix of guinness and monster nitro
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every news outlet and journalist who calls trans rights a losing issue should be forcefed soap and their own regrets
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I fucking hate flying so fucking much
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mfs just looove to get on a plane unmasked with a wet cough. and cough into their hands! I thought we talked about this!
airbus making airbus noises
(vid alt: stand-up comedy. "I was watching a science youtuber who was explaining why you slip on a banana peel. he was like, your foot crushes it into some sort of slippery starchy gel or some shit. don't you hate when someone explains a joke?")
who is Ped Xing and why do I keep seeing his name on the street
SFO sensory area is goated
going to yosemite 🫡
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florence and the torment nexus
I fucking hate flying so fucking much